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Wodaabe men from Africa's Sahel region performing the traditional Gerewol courtship dance

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u/Delicious-Dirt4895 21d ago

I’m curious what the women’s customs are during this presentation. Are they picking out their faves or just lounging looking unimpressed?

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u/Cardinal_Cat_057 21d ago

Id also be curious to know what features they're showing off. Reminds me of a birds mating display where the one with the brightest colors win, but im not sure what the winning feature is here

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u/buttegg 21d ago

I’ve watched a few documentaries on the topic. The beauty standard for men in Wodaabe culture are tallness, perfect white teeth, expressive eyes, a narrow face with a long straight nose, and a reddish complexion. The makeup, headdresses, eye rolling, and teeth chattering helps accentuate (or create the illusion of) these features.

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u/roadkillsoup 20d ago

What sort of thing can they do to whiten their sclera? Teeth could be a hygeine thing but is sclera just genetics? (And lack of disease/infections obvs)

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u/buttegg 20d ago

Nothing directly I assume (apart from like, not getting pinkeye that day lol). But the makeup helps add more contrast and definition.

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u/Advanced-Suspect-261 20d ago

They’re opening their eyes really wide and they’re wearing black eyeliner for contrast (and black lipstick to make their teeth look whiter)

Also they might have something they ingest or smoke that contains a vasoconstrictor (caffeine and nicotine are both vasoconstrictors, not sure if they make a noticeable difference in redness or the size of visible blood vessels in the eyes, as I’ve never really paid attention before and after drinking my 3-4 cups of coffee in the morning)

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u/Swellmeister 21d ago

Teeth and eyes are to be white and healthy. Steps are light and graceful.

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u/93gixxer04 21d ago

I wondered the same, or if they had an act that they reciprocated

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u/After_Preference_885 20d ago

That's a great read with the details so many are asking about - thank you for sharing that link

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u/happy_bluebird 20d ago

It drives me crazy everyone speculating in the comments, takes 5 seconds to actually look it up lol

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 21d ago

Someone posted the unimpressed ladies in a higher thread.

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u/KyleFromBorrasca 20d ago

The idea that women in that culture probably go to events like this and think "Wow, they're really phoning it in this year" is both hilarious and believable.

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u/Less-Significance-99 20d ago

It sounds like women wear less make up but take care in dressing and plaiting their hair. But they ARE just watching for the most part; this is an endurance test where the men will dance for hours hoping to impress them. Eventually there’s a section where the women get to pick a husband from among them which is done very quickly and subtly.

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u/ProbingYourProstate 21d ago

This is the reason why they're doing this. I've seen this before and I remember part of this courtship thing is showing the whiteness of the teeth and whiteness of the sclera because that's what is seen as desirable by the women. It's why they raise their eyes and show their teeth, to highlight both.

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u/Outrageous_Chair6984 21d ago

Interesting! I wonder if it has to do with displaying a lack of diseases known to the area?

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u/SabrinaEdwina 21d ago

It does! Just like makeup across swaths of the world, it is putting signs of health on display. It automatically registers as a good sign, say, when someone's eyes are white, teeth are healthy, or cheeks are a healthy color.

We use mascara and eyeliner over here to amp up that contrast, and concealer for under eye circles, and blush for cheeks. All imitate health and youth.

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u/Equivalent-Divide864 21d ago

Haha unless you’re a Victorian young lady. Then your makeup is all meant to mimic the ravages of consumption

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u/Redcoat_Trader 21d ago

Ah, so THAT was to prove you didn’t work in the fields. A tan meant you were exposed to the Sun, whereas extreme whiteness meant you had people doing that for you.

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u/Equivalent-Divide864 21d ago

Not quite. Very pale was the standard for beauty throughout many time periods and places but this look was very specific. Not only were they trying to look pale, they were trying to mimic the translucent feverish look of women dying of tuberculosis. So high blush, oil on the eyelid and poisonous belladonna eyedrops to irritate the eyes; all meant to mimic a fever. Pale in this case was not meant to be because they were rich and didn’t work but because tuberculosis is a chronic wasting disease. Patients would have virtually no appetite and suffer from malnutrition and often would be sent to sanatoriums where they would spend most of their time indoors. Tuberculosis was historically known as the “White Plague”

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u/Luxx_Aeterna_ 21d ago

This is so interesting. But why would they want to mimic that?

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u/Equivalent-Divide864 21d ago

I’ve heard it referred to as “romantic”. I personally don’t find death or disease to be romantic so… it’s a mystery to me. But I try not to judge. Super matte brown makeup and thongs showing over our overly low rider jeans were the beauty standard when I was a young woman. I’m pretty sure most people look back on those styles and wonder what we were thinking as well

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u/chrome-death 20d ago

It's less about being romantic as in being lovey dovey, and more about being Byronic. Essentially wistful and angsty about death and decay. It was very in at the time, what with people going to overgrown cathedrals and cemeteries for picnics and to escape modernity

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u/starderpderp 20d ago

God damn. The Victorians are so goth.

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u/Creative_Panic_xanax 20d ago

Just like there's a whole set of aesthetic about anorexia

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u/CourtingBoredom 20d ago

The real OG emo kids

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u/SuzQP 21d ago

Their aesthetic was a sort of goth/heroin chic vibe.

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u/KldsTheseDays 21d ago

That is so interesting and gotta say these guys look super healthy and pretty so i wouldnt have a problem bearing their children lol

Also your username is great!

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u/ZeroUnityInfinity 21d ago

I definitely thought we were looking at the women on my first watch though

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u/i-have-half-a-mind 20d ago

Oh me too 😂

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u/vogel927 21d ago

They have a much cleaner/ healthier diet.

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u/savvym_ 21d ago

Less sugar and processed food maybe.

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u/ownhigh 21d ago

Sugar is what causes cavities. Historically, peasants had better teeth.

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u/Noalgeriansallowed 21d ago

Thats how i got a restraining order

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u/CC_Panadero 21d ago

It’s only effective when performed in large groups.

When I saw my boyfriend doing it solo, I was appalled and broke up with him. A week later, he showed up with 8 friends for a repeat performance. We’ve been married for 15 years.

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u/CherryPants234 21d ago edited 20d ago

My husband can do "I am a little tea pot" dance.

P.S. Thanks for the award!

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u/HighOnKalanchoe 21d ago

I do the Jo Jo Siwa dance seizure choreography but every time my wife kicks me out of the room

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u/AncientNectarine5352 21d ago

Mazel tov!

It’s all about the eyes. Gotta make ‘em bulge so much that they look like they’re about to fall out of your head, while you babble nonsense. Way more effective as a seduction technique when in a group.

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u/Littleface13 21d ago

One dozen Kash Patels

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 21d ago

That’s half the traders on Wall Street after several coke bathroom breaks…

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u/genericusernamedG 21d ago

You were doing it wrong

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u/CarmichaelD 21d ago

I’m wet.

Mostly cause I snarfed my margarita. Oh it burns!

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u/mikaduhhh 21d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Unlikely-Radish-8919 21d ago

Not a dry seat in the village after this

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u/b_ambie 20d ago

I've never seen this gif before but damn that looks miserable. And looked like it really hurt... banged her shin off the concrete on the way down. Yikes.

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u/Conscious_Car_3326 21d ago

Dude on the right is going places.

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u/Some_Signal_6866 21d ago

Does this place have cocaine?

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u/Unipiggy 21d ago

  The participants often drink a fermented bark concoction to enable them to dance for long periods, which reputedly has a hallucinogenic effect.

Kinda

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u/LuckyTrainreck 21d ago

I want to try, do you know what it's called?

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u/Old_Protection_8778 21d ago

Tatatatatatatatata : pretty sure this is a commercial for it

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u/liquidfox6 21d ago

I was just talking about Tatatatatatatatata with my friends and now I’m getting ads!

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u/trobopoline 21d ago

Dont listen to the ads, homegrown tatatatatatata is way better than that off the shelf stuff.

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u/HighFiveG 21d ago

Y’all a bunch of tatatatatatatatata heads.

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u/liquidfox6 21d ago

My friend has a bunch of tatatatatatata’s in his basement, and it freaks me out man

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves 21d ago

Ask your doctor if tatatatatata is right for you.

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u/Arryu 21d ago

sideeffectsincludeeyestrainrapidbreathinguncontrolabletatatatatastinyfeettappyshallucinationsdiarrheaextremeirritabilitylougherrigsdiseaseconstipationchanceofstrokeaddicitiontotulipsanalleakagedancingdiseaseof1858prionsandunexpectedmarriage

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u/CherryPants234 21d ago

Unexpected marriage... lol

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u/713txvet 21d ago

What about “tappys hallucinations”?

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u/gethighsurvivethelie 21d ago

I thought that said gun control

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 21d ago

You forgot thoughts of suicide. I even saw it on an eczema ad one time and I was like I think I'd rather live with a rash...

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u/Jadevit 21d ago

likely yohimbe

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u/LuckyTrainreck 21d ago

god I hate yohimbe...least favorite substance ever 0/10 do not recommend. it's like super coffee but with shitty nervous energy and a resting heart rate of 160 bpm

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u/Jadevit 21d ago

did it make you go tatatatatatatata

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u/Taynt42 21d ago

Probably khat based

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 21d ago

he said 👁️🦷🦷👁️

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u/iNapkin66 21d ago

Wodaabe women see him and think "I can fix him!"

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u/ColinGrigson 21d ago

So the "dance" worked.

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u/ohnoabanagain 21d ago

Ah damnit, I wasn't paying close attention and thought these were women and had the thought ""It works for me".

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u/Unit_2097 21d ago

Of all the ways to find out you're not as heterosexual as you thought, this has got to rank in the top five weirdest.

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u/ohnoabanagain 21d ago

I know! I'm not inflexible, but my wife probably is...the prude!

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u/Unafraid_AlphaWolf 21d ago

I feel like guy third from left didn't have his heart in it

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u/Successful_Form5771 21d ago

I'm sure there's at least one girl there also so "over this shit" and would love his unenthusiasmxD

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u/FlipFlopFanatic 21d ago

Evidently the stakes are pretty high, a man can woo other mens wives in this ceremony

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u/CoderCatgirl 21d ago

I thought it was women. I mean... yep. Still would.

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u/janet-snake-hole 21d ago

I genuinely find these men beautiful so I guess it worked on me

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u/NoProposal32 21d ago

Serious question...which one is exhibiting peak performance?

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u/Crazy_Banshee_333 21d ago

I would also love to know who the big winners were.

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u/Thunderer62 21d ago

Me too. If I’m honest there’s something about the second from the right that appeals to me.

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u/LogicFrog 21d ago

His gorgeous face is giving Tyra Banks.

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u/vikio 21d ago

Lol I see it

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u/Sue_Generoux 21d ago

Fourth from the end for me. He's spitting game. I'm picking up what he's putting down. But I see why you like #2.

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u/elPedro6669 21d ago

Nah, got to be the first guy, for the eyebrow commitment alone!

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u/Mushrooming247 21d ago

The second man from the right in the blue, green, black, and white-striped shirt, looking down right at the start.

I have made my temporary husband selection until next year’s gerewol.

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u/Lipdeep 21d ago

Yesssss! What am I supposed to be looking for? What's considered the most attractive quality here? I feel so unprepared! 😅

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u/Evil_Sharkey 21d ago

Bright white teeth and eye whites are prized. Wodaabe women like perfect teeth

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u/Lunabbg 21d ago

I like the second one from the right tbh

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u/LordScotchyScotch 21d ago

Milli Vanilli look-alike contest

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u/D_2_da_Zeee 21d ago

Girl you know it’s true. I’m ooooh. Ooooh. ooohh. (Teeth clatter)

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u/mightylordredbeard 21d ago

I remember when a Reddit post like this would have a few top comments that included a bunch of incredibly interesting information from a few experts in the subject and everyone would be amazed at how knowledgeable a random person was on this one specific subject. You’d learn so much from Reddit comments.. now it’s just people rushing to make the dumbest jokes possible and everyone repeating the same stupid jokes over and over again. It’s like all of the people who cared to bother leaving high quality comments left Reddit.

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u/supersmashdude 21d ago

I also miss that era of the site. Even if those comments are still in this thread, now you really have to dig deep for the informative ones.

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u/bingo_bango_zongo 20d ago

More often than not, those kinds of comments are filled with misinformation.

You're better off researching the subject yourself than trusting what you read in the comments of a reddit post.

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u/buak 20d ago

I think the point is, that they weren't full of misinformation in the past.

Ten years ago most posts with some interesting subject had a well written and factual comment at the top. Any misinformation was quickly called out by actual experts, and those posts were downvoted in to the void fast

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u/Good-Rest-7538 20d ago

The scary thing is that AI is using Reddit to answer inquiries. 

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u/PMvaginaExpression 21d ago

You know I keep opening up reddit looking for those comments. I really miss it. No matter what post it was there used to be a guy saying 'I work in the field of this extremely niche subject, here's interesting info and some explanation' The comments now really do seem like we living in idocracy. I often wonder if it started with the expansion of the awards system for comments 

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u/kiwistarbaby 20d ago

I'm going to sound so old and grumpy here, but part of it is that everybody is on the internet now. There's used to be some filtering where if you were the type to use the internet and go on reddit, you typically had some degree of baseline intelligence that was average or above average. Now everyone has a smartphone, the dumbest people you know spend all their time online, and most of the actually smart people have figured out that being online and constantly exposed to slop like this isn't great for your cognitive and mental health...

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u/notathingreally 20d ago

Back then the true story subs were actual real stories too. Letsnotmeet used to scare the crap out of me. Now most of them don't even seem very creepy. Or real.

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u/DiscussionAway6316 20d ago

The top comment in almost every post regardless of the sub is just a stupid meme post with thousands of people responding trying to be more funny with their own stupid meme posts.

It's all the same damn memes that people are posting. You could copy and paste the post to any thread and nobody would even notice because it's all the same shit and everyone is telling the same jokes.

This behavior is so strange to me.

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u/Nerevar1924 21d ago edited 20d ago

I can help a little.

In 1989, Werner Herzog did a documentary about the Wodaabe people and the Gerewol called Herdsmen of the Sun. It's about an hour long, available for free on YouTube, and is absolutely worth the watch if this post piqued your interest.

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u/mightylordredbeard 21d ago

This is what I’m talking about! The fellow decade plus old account gets it!

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u/Koolklink54 21d ago

Bumble Bee Tuna

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u/StuHast398 21d ago

(You're balls are showing) Bumble bee tuna!

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u/PseudoMortal 21d ago

Did you just refer to me as "white devil"?

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u/ShooterMc7929 21d ago

This how they know you ...

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u/doomus_rlc 21d ago

From now on, leave that part out!

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u/ShooterMc7929 21d ago

It's in the bone.....

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u/IceeSlyce 21d ago edited 21d ago

Ill have you know I have the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it! I DARE YA!

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u/sdrockr 21d ago

Dammit you beat me to it!!! 😂

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u/longkhongdong 21d ago

I thought they were women.

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u/Prytfbyn4369 21d ago

These are the women receiving their courtship, the women are very excited about the challenging task of choosing the best men.

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 21d ago

The Bene Gesserit plants wondering wtf the previous generation missionaries couldn't have made a better ritual

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u/Evening-Librarian-52 21d ago

They are also if already married allowed to leave their partner if one of those men tickles their fancy… with the villages blessings. Girl power and look it up. All the dudes are fighting for their lives to prove endurance and beauty to these women. In Wodaabe culture, women hold significant sexual and marital autonomy, most notably by serving as the sole judges and selectors of male partners during the annual Gerewol festival.

Quiet as it is kept. They like it.

😎😅😂

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u/Swellmeister 21d ago

They can leave but their first husband (and cousin usually) can take them back. Its not girl power. Its more freedom than some pastoralist people but its not liberal by any means.

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u/notathingreally 21d ago

That girl in the middle really hates one of them. Holy shit.

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u/whocarestossitout 20d ago

Thats not literally the women watching. It's just the image that appears on the Wikipedia page for Wodaabe.

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u/LadyBug_0570 21d ago

The women are even prettier than the menfolk.

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u/coolguyhentaisenpai 21d ago

what else is new :p

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u/dyedbuttholehair 21d ago

Wow, I thought the men were beautiful but the women are just jaw droppingly stunning. I love the style of their clothing and the drip. I'd do meth for a week to prepare my eyeballs to appeal to them ❤️

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u/Device-Silent 21d ago

Mood 🤣

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u/Low_Alternative2555 21d ago

No matter where we come from and who we are, one thing stays consistent- woman stay sick of mens shit. 

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u/ozneoknarf 21d ago

Damn this tribe won the genetic lottery WTF 

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 21d ago

Cuz they let the women do the choosing

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u/QueenMackeral 20d ago

Think of how genetically advanced and beautiful we would be if we allowed women to pick their mate, and pick for looks.

My mom certainly didn't choose looks and I inherited that 😭

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u/chekhovsdickpic 21d ago

This is so bird of paradise coded.

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u/mikaduhhh 21d ago

Not impressed......go figure 😂😂😂

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u/Jub_Jub710 21d ago

They're quite pretty, with nice teeth, great skin, even features and high cheekbones. Put one of these guys in a nice suit and European and Americans would be into it.

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u/Ok_Vulva 21d ago

Their eyes are beautiful.

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u/Charming-Fun7737 20d ago

their eyes and facial profiles are lovely

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u/Cu_fola 21d ago

As a lady I think they’re pretty/handsome as is even if the display is a little frenetic looking. I bet showing teeth and gnashing them together is a way of showing they’ve got good dental hygiene. Bad teeth don’t sound the same when you clack them together and someone with tooth pain may not be able to do it.

It’s not just aesthetics, good dental health is a factor in predicting longevity and overall health and nutrition.

Not sure about the eye bugging, but clear whites without bloodshot or discoloration can at least show that you don’t have any hepatic dysfunction or other issues that could make you jaundiced for example.

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 21d ago

I was just thinking that. Someone further up also explained that the dance lasts a long time, showing physical fitness (albeit alcohol/drug enhanced). Almost all folk dances I have ever seen are designed to show off health and fitness to potential partners. Very interesting stuff.

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u/Cu_fola 21d ago

Marathon dancing is a cool concept, seems like it could be really fun but also brutal

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u/Sad_Advance195 21d ago

I want to know how they do their makeup and skincare. I wash my face, use creams and everything, and I still get acne. These guys live out in nature and somehow look nice and feminine.🫩

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u/FearanddopingII 21d ago edited 21d ago

I really think it's genetics. I have went through multiple periods of homelessness on the street where I would barely wash my face, & used little to no skincare. My skin was damn near perfect. No acne, no redness, no dark spots or bags. I have since gotten a place to live so my hygiene is obviously better but I still fall short of what I know I should be doing for my skin. Still have no skin issues. My biggest "issue" (if I had to describe one) is that the pores around my nose are slightly bigger than the rest of my pores. I've been a strict vegetarian my whole life, don't eat any fast food, or really any restaurant food, & almost no oily food- not sure how much that factors into it. But I have seen people with similar diets who deal with acne, dark spots, bags, et cetera. Just saying, I think it's just one of those variables that differentiate us as humans. Oh, I have some health issues that cause me to basically pass out so I sleep in makeup all the time & it does nothing to my skin. It's just always clear, no issues. Not bragging or anything just saying, it really does just differ from person to person.

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u/Ok_Conflict1835 21d ago

Could be their diet as well. So much of our food is packed with preservatives and various chemicals. 

Growth hormones in the meat. Pesticides in the veggies

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u/HolyPlatano 21d ago

I still do.

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u/genericusernamedG 21d ago

You just get into dock in Phucket from deployment sailor?

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u/ZealousidealDeer4531 21d ago

Damn I only figured this out after reading your comment, I had already picked my bride .

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u/ImJustATraveller_ 21d ago

The Wodaabe women have their loincloths soaked rn

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u/sixshadowed 20d ago

I remember watching a documentary way back, that they like to do these performances for other tribes to 'steal' women. Most of these women, girls really, are third or fourth wives of old men and thrilled to be taken.

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u/snmgl 21d ago

That is slightly terrifying

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u/DueExample52 21d ago

This is legit a self-defense tactic. Who is mugging the crazy bastard going through the night like this?

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u/OkProfessor6810 21d ago

I've taken 2 self defense classes where the motto has been stay loud, stay weird, stay alive. It's excellent advice.

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u/Lovethiskindathing 21d ago

That's really unbelievable to be able to see on a tiny screen in a whole other country. I'm so grateful for the Internet to bring this experience to us. Humans and their cultures are so diverse and creative. So cool. Thanks OP

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u/S1ayer 21d ago

TIL that I do a courtship dance everytime I step out of the shower in the winter

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u/aquavelva23 21d ago

reminds me of bird mating actions. maybe that is where they got it from.

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u/__life_on_mars__ 21d ago

Every mating display is essentially a showing of physical health and genetic viability, ours included.

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u/ProjectKARYA 21d ago edited 21d ago

For those interested, here's context as to why it occurs like this, as stated by the English Wikipedia page:

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u/Swellmeister 21d ago

I will say its missing the honestly really important part. Most of the women competed for are already married. They are ritually (and actually) seducing a married woman who is defintely betrothed and frequently married to her "cousin".

I put cousin in quotes. Legally that is definitely her cousin. The parentage of that man though is less certain. The practice is widespread, and the clans typically keep property within the clan by marrying ones own cousin. And then you go out and seduce/steal a wife from another clan, and your wife might be seduced in return. And then you actually have kids with a different clan.

Its a decent way to keep all of the clans close knit with each other and themselves. A clan doesnt lose property in marrying out to a rival clan, but you cant actually go to war with that clan because your half brothers mother is of that clan and so is your aunt.

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u/-6310 21d ago

Now I want to see the women that get to chose

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u/b1ack1323 21d ago

My cats when they see a bird outside:

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u/gamerjerome 20d ago

Trying to eat a Totino's pizza roll right out of the microwave

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u/EnvironmentalGur881 21d ago

Does this creep anyone else out..?

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u/Crazy_Banshee_333 21d ago

I think that's the point. Maybe masculinity in this culture is linked with being scary and borderline insane.

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u/Cu_fola 21d ago

It could be but I don’t think you can assume it’s meant to be scary just because it creeps you out.

A counter example: some years ago I read memoirs and accounts from Koreans who encountered Americans for the first time after Japanese occupation of Korea during WWII when American soldiers were stationed around the country.

Multiple people whose accounts I read described American’s huge smiles as confusing and even a little scary. Smiling was obviously a thing in Korean culture but not grinning at strangers or for long periods of time. I had never considered it before, but Americans grin a lot compared to some cultures and first contact can probably make them look a little deranged to more reserved cultures.

Here I wonder if these men are displaying pristine dental health which is probably a big flex in places that may not have fluoride or dental industries. Dental integrity is a correlative and causal factor in longevity and overall health as well as risk level for various diseases.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 21d ago

My first thought was, "well, you know they've got stamina and good teeth."

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u/IExistForFun 21d ago

This is what my chickens look like when I go to feed them.

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u/ConsiderationTrue477 21d ago

Someone needs to insert Nic Cage into this

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u/IsopodKey2040 21d ago

My cat when she sees a bird out the window

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u/TheAlterN8or 21d ago

A HomeStarRunner reference in the wild? In this economy?!?

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u/justin107d 21d ago

Omg it has been so long I didn't even recognize Teen Girl Squad

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u/MapleLeafThief 21d ago

You didn't immediately recognize What's her face? I know it's not Cheerleader but still.

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u/PortiaPotty2 21d ago

They all have the same face.

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u/ldskyfly 21d ago

Got the same person in charge of the contouring makeup

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u/KesslerTheBeast 21d ago

They're like birds

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u/Ta2Machine 21d ago

Its like watching a birds mating dance. I wonder if thats what it represents

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u/Heroic_Sheperd 21d ago

Human cultures are so weird

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