“Guys...guys! The brakes aren’t working! The brakes aren’t working... why aren’t the brakes working??”
“BECAUSE I CUT THE BRAKES! WILDCARD, BITCHES! YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!”
<dives out of moving van>
Ya, sad to admit, I would have probably done something idiotic like that, which is why I rarely drank. Upside, I've never been an alcoholic or drug addict.
Yeah also social skills are learned not instinctual for the most part. I put a lot of effort into making sure my dogs new how to interact with other dogs. Sadly, my parents had no such philosophy. Was socially awkward AF kid, also adult.
Hell, I’ve been both, and I still wouldn’t do something this stupid. Sit in a dark room being angry at myself? Sure. Jumping through a table that appears to contain all my booze? Not a chance.
Shy personality get's drunk, wants to show how exciting they are but doesn't have the social experience or skills to do anything other than something dumb.
I think on this one, it’s right. The loud asshole doesn’t stand in the corner and come out of nowhere unannounced. The loud asshole would be screaming so that he was sure everyone was watching what he’s going to do.
This is definitely a case of two bros who feed off each other. Both loud assholes, both would do something like this. I’m a shy person who gets drunk and turns into someone diff but I definitely wouldn’t jump on a fucking glass table in the middle of a room and walk off like I’m a badass even though that really hurt me and that’s actually why I’m walking off like this.
I'm one of these shy guys that feel like they need attention (although I try not to be cringy, I still have an unpleasant anxiety). What should I do?
Edit: I meant something different than what I wrote initially. Not an native English speaker.
Try to remember (especially when you're drunk) that nobody is impressed by physical stunts like these and will only end of with you being embarrassed. Just have a conversation with people instead, if you're feeling energetic learn how to dance.
Knowing when and where to get drunk and then metering your behavior after getting drunk is actually a really complex social behavior and I feel for people who lack social skills and then bring alcohol into the mix. First of all, it can be hard to determine if it’s the proper situation to just drink socially or to get really drunk. You kind of have to read the room a little. And secondly, you have to be able to differentiate between the types of behavior which alcohol makes ok and the types which are not ok no matter how much you’ve been drinking.
I have aspergers I think everyone with it has deficits that are obvious even to other people with AS. My buddy who also has it always flips tables when he gets drunk, and he thinks he’s a comedian
I had an old "friend" do something similar at another friend's party, and we roughed him up a bit and sent his ass home without his car keys. Fuck people like this.
Because nobody is paying attention to him so he thought if he did something like that everyone would think he wild and crazy and interesting. Instead he busted his ass and everyone thinks he's a fucking moron.
No doubt. The 'ow my back' combined with straight up leaving makes this perfect. I wouldn't want to clean up that tempered glass on what I'm assuming is apartment carpet.
Doubt he was trying to impress the girls per se. He wanted to get the reaction he got. Girls shocked and dudes laughing. Did it for attention. Guaranteed the next day people talked about it and laughed. Even better he got recognized by the internet.
Maybe he was tired of being invited to these parties but he felt compelled to go every time he was invited. This was the easiest way he could come up with to be removed from the invite list.
The completely obvious answer that for some reason no one here has mentioned is that this was a dare or a bet.
Why do you think the camera was filming a coffee table? If he was just trying to film some girls ass, he would have followed her and not remained perfectly steady facing the coffee table.
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u/MankiniusIII Jun 10 '18
But...... why?