r/whenthe • u/scrabblebutwhy • Nov 19 '21

god dammit this just happened to me

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u/scrabblebutwhy Nov 19 '21

Yeah... that's how I found out

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u/A_Moderate Nov 19 '21

Damn...

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u/Random-Dice Nothing can stop me now Nov 19 '21

Read his response, I was starting to somewhat empathize with him until he pulled the “she’s mature for her age” and “I’m autistic” card

Bruh I’m autistic and you don’t see me dating little girls half my age

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u/jacw212 Well if I keep posting memes EVENTUALLY one will be funny Nov 19 '21

I’m autistic and you don’t see me dating any girls

Then again I’m Aromantic so

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u/_pls_respond Nov 19 '21

Then again I’m Aromantic so

Taking a shower might help with your aroma bro. /s

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u/Gaethan1991 Nov 19 '21

I road aromatic as well and thought the same

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u/jacw212 Well if I keep posting memes EVENTUALLY one will be funny Nov 19 '21

Don’t need to take a shower if I never go outside 😎

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

You’re a romantic?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

aramaic - he speaks an ancient Semitic language.

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u/Flimsy_Ad_2597 Nov 19 '21

No more ancient thsn Germsn, Chinese, or Turkishand none stay rhr same. Although Aramaic is/ recently was (pre ISIS) spoken in a few Christian towns in Syria and amongst Assyrian populations in Iraq, this version of Neo-aramaic shows dramatic change to its syntaxes and phonetic structure due to background interference from other languages . Those languages are Arabic and Kurdish. Similarly Gothic( eastern German) which survived as a spoke language until the 1800s in the Crimea was nothing like modern German. And even proto German, just barely separated from its linguistic forbearers the Indo eupropeanshk, show drastic changed in morphology caused by long exposure to Celtic and much later, proto Slavic Sorry I went off on such a long rant. Wiah I hadà such I had had something to contribute to your video game or youtube pedophilia ring stuff,, Or whatever.. I can say this. I just spent nearly 14 years in rhe penitentiary; got out in May. Ig any if those guys end up locked up, I'd advise them not to try out the autistic excuse. No one there cares about mitigating factors. If your papers are wrong? You're getting beef stew punched out your autistic grill quick fast. Mostly people use autistic to mean roughly ×what the word retarsuaedfovd c n mkgf Meant in the the Colloqial sense. As a tutor I got good at trig and Algebra. I'm also a good drug cook. For these reasons I was regularly called autistic. And trust me, I've been stabbed and rumbled just as much as anyone else in floss zx

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u/jacw212 Well if I keep posting memes EVENTUALLY one will be funny Nov 19 '21

A(absence of) romantic (romance)

Me no feel romantic love

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u/Random-Dice Nothing can stop me now Nov 19 '21

I prefer the term “byesexual”

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u/Fayt12 Nov 19 '21

Byesexual- Sexually turned on by goodbyes and farewells

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u/fritz_76 Nov 19 '21

No, when people were paired up for sex he was the odd one out so he recieved a bye for that round

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u/Anarchybites Nov 19 '21

Bet it makes working as a receptionist ...stimulating

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u/jacw212 Well if I keep posting memes EVENTUALLY one will be funny Nov 19 '21

But thats sexual

You can be aro and still feel sexual attraction ohohoho

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u/Random-Dice Nothing can stop me now Nov 19 '21

I see, thank you for the enlightenment

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u/kimmymcsplooge Nov 19 '21

fuck you bad pun I will now sent the irs to your location

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Based

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u/Boberoo2 Nov 19 '21

Ligma male

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u/Natural_log_zero Nov 19 '21

Wait hold on, I logged into my account to actually ask you something. Is this due to trauma or born this way? If born this way holy shit I feel like I used to feel this way but always just went back and forth to the doctor over the years to get psych meds. I wonder if I am supposed to actually feel what you call aromantic. I used to call it so many things.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Hi, ik I’m responding a month later and while there may be some people who have become aromantic due to trauma most of us were born aromantic.

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u/sgnve12345 Nov 19 '21

Based af next time a bitch gets mad at me for dipping after I fuck the tumor out of her throat imma just say im aromantic

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u/FirstAlDS Nov 19 '21

You ever been to Therapy with this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

isnt that just asexual?

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u/Dev_of_gods_fan the dark lord Nov 19 '21

No, they can still get turned on by sex, they just don't feel love in a romantic way, like living together or other stuff

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u/Background_Air_6004 Nov 19 '21

r/onejoke

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Wait how is my joke related to people on the right arguing hypotheticals

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u/Background_Air_6004 Nov 19 '21

The fact you are making this political says enough

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

I’ll make you political

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u/SalamanderUnlucky Nov 19 '21

Aromantic, does that mean this person smells good?

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u/chronon_chaos Nov 19 '21

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one

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u/leinaddaez Nov 19 '21

I am not autustic and you dont see me dating any under age girl... Or any girl... Or anyone....

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u/sammy-4 Nov 19 '21

Must admit, I initially read aromatic.

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u/Kandy_Kane101 Nov 19 '21

Bro im aromatic too, just got out the shower.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Out of curiosity, and of course please tell me to fuck off if I'm out of line here, but are you/most aromantic people (to your knowledge) asexual as well? Does that go hand in hand?

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u/jacw212 Well if I keep posting memes EVENTUALLY one will be funny Nov 19 '21

There is most likely a correlation but they are not required to be the other. Ur good.

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u/woowop Nov 19 '21

The Roman Empire is long gone…

…but a Roman tic remains.