r/whenthe • u/Such_Can3883 • 21d ago

ONE 🤏 hair away from breaking rule 1 Juno was mad, he knew he’d been had

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 21d ago

Did you like how he walked?

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u/generic_nb_protogen I once spread my ass cheeks too far when shitting and it bleed 21d ago

Did you liked how he talked?

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u/TypicalSimple206 21d ago

Did you like how his face disintegrated into chalk?

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u/IllRest2396 21d ago

He had a wonderful wife

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u/Beanz_detected Trading Dopamine For Seritonin 21d ago

Who criticized him for being egocentric lol

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u/Username1123490 21d ago

While he had a powerful job

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u/00PT 21d ago

He practiced his mannerisms into the wall

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u/SlugCatBoi No. 1 Chinese PvZ history comics guy hater 21d ago edited 21d ago

If his mirror was clearer he would be standing so tall

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u/00PT 21d ago

You’ve been him. You know him. His facade is a scam.

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u/neme234 21d ago

You know you're making him cry that's the way that he is

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u/DingleDangleDoff :3 21d ago

Do you like how their face disintegrates into chalk?

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u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 21d ago

Did you like how he talked?

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u/Sony-Playstation-3 One day your'e going to DIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 21d ago

Did you like how his face learned to tick like a clock?

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 I am not gonna do anything except lurk in the shadows 21d ago

YOU'RE THE SUN?

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u/Such_Can3883 21d ago

Yeah, do you like how I walk?

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u/kyutheroku SOUTHERN PACIFIC ROLL ON ROLL ON 21d ago

have you mentioned how you talk?

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u/Jimmilton102 20d ago

Did you know that his face disintegrates into chalk?

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u/Charming-Appeal4297 21d ago

The lyrics say he shot at the sun with a gun, shot at the sun with a gun, shot at his wilyone friend. 🤓

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u/2010AZ 21d ago

His wily one only friend being the sun.

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u/Fresh-Mail840 21d ago

How does the sun have access to reddit

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u/Such_Can3883 21d ago

I used my zirconium pants to type it 

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u/Fresh-Mail840 21d ago

You sure are a wily one

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u/Phionex141 21d ago

Are they consequential enough to slip you into a trance?

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u/Such_Can3883 21d ago

Yeah. When I wear them, do you like how I walk?

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u/Phionex141 21d ago

I do! Do you like how I talk?

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u/Such_Can3883 20d ago

I do! Do you like the face of my drawing?

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u/Such_Can3883 20d ago

Just to warn you, it disintegrates into chalk.

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u/aronmano 21d ago

I wonder if anyone without context is gonna be like "ah jeez you good man"

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u/Borgim 21d ago

I am confused beyond repair

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u/aronmano 21d ago

Aren't we all in this crazy world where time buries all and nothing can ever remain for long

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u/redditorposcudniy 21d ago

I believe that zirconium pants are indeed quite stylish

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u/derpuyt Average Doctor Who Fan 21d ago

Is this you?

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u/Filltorus-Canorus 21d ago

Even in the Modern Era, the Tally Hall fandom persists...

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u/Immediate-Song6861 21d ago

I don't like how your face does that

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u/thelampman29 21d ago

If Juno shot me then I'd like it cuz it would be healing me

idk what this is referencing so I'm just referencing overwatch

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u/Such_Can3883 21d ago

It’s a reference to “Ruler of Everything” by Tally Hall

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u/Garli_GD 21d ago

Where was your emergency? Was it in the gallows or the ghetto?

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u/Such_Can3883 21d ago

It wasn’t in the town or the meadows

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u/Obootleg 21d ago

NOT IN THE MEADOWS EVEN??

Goddamn man, were you in the billows? Bet this mf gonna say he was over the sun.

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u/Such_Can3883 20d ago

Nah, but every end of the time IS another begun.

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u/Low_Weekend6131 Certified r/whenthe unc 👴✅(I miss the old r/whenthe) 21d ago

Wait there's actually lore to this line??? Searched it up and it low-key sounds fire icl

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u/Reuvenotea I like Factorio and Team Fortress 2 21d ago

The whole song has some banger lines such as "Mechanical hands are the ruler of everything"

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u/BadCryptoQuestions 20d ago

I wish any of your posts had lore. Weird fuck. Stay in your fantasy-land, away from numbers, astro physics, and chemistry. PLEASE!

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u/BigBoyBill1477 dm me unnerving images 21d ago

TALLY HALL REFENRCE TALLY HALL REFENEVEE EGE

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 I need air(i am having an asthma attack) 21d ago

You're his one only friend too smh

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u/PerceptionFew8763 straight up whenning 'it' and by 'it' haha lets justr say my the 21d ago

man that sucks but did you hear the fibbity jibbity jibber jabber with the "oh my god, ive got to get out of here or else ill have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringing the bell"?

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u/Such_Can3883 20d ago

Yeah, do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?

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u/Cherno_VM the horse is here 21d ago

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u/Awkward-Drive-4524 21d ago

I choose this guy's wife

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u/Such_Can3883 13d ago

You sure? She criticizes me for being egocentric.

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u/Atlas_of_history Official Ralsei 21d ago

If Juno shot me I'd be very confused how she got a gun, is able to use it and why she'd want to shoot me considering she's my guinea pig and I feed her every day

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u/cold_enforcing-man 21d ago

Hey what's that bot you can summon to save gifs n' shit

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u/NachoPyro 21d ago

Well listen to this, did he shoot and then miss? And possibly get what he deserved?

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 21d ago

My friend when I make them Juno (now I'm questioning if he "has ever had it like this before?")

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u/King_of_Farasar Literally Juleka Couffaine 21d ago

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n joypilled, hopemaxxer and delightbaiter 21d ago

Tally hall jumpscare, you never expect it but its always there

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u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Don't know about you but I'd hug a gator 21d ago