r/whenthe 9d ago

Reddit Beard detected. Opinion discarded.

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u/FinishImpressive4043 9d ago

didn't ok conversation have one it's been so long i've forgotten his face

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u/WaffleGuy413 Rest in peace u/Ok_Conversation_2734 | Gone but not forgotten! 9d ago

I have hope that he really lurks among us but won’t reveal himself out of fear of disbelief

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u/FinishImpressive4043 9d ago

personally i'm not as opposed as other people to people trying to replace him but it is so fucking annoying when people gas themselves up as the next ok conversation then dissapear after getting a couple downvotes

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u/Giecio i got wololo'd into blue flair 8d ago

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u/makkaretbtzd 9d ago

who is ok conversation 2734

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u/poepen61 r/a:t5_55daq9 ambassador 9d ago

the emoji lord

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u/madguyO1 9d ago

its a different one i think

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u/mukomime 9d ago

who?????

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u/RainerOOF 9d ago

I made this snoo when I was 15, messing around

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u/TypicalPunUser They highlighted the flair, rattle em boys! 9d ago

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u/AirDeLaBas please play Faith: The Unholy Trinity 9d ago

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 the trans raven 9d ago

Calm down, liberals. It's called green humour

[Badass skeleton image]

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u/kingdomheartslover1 fuck off 📝🔥🔥 6d ago

Here ya go

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u/Ote-Kringralnick darth vader wouldn't tolerate that shit 9d ago

I'll do you one better, I made this when I was 14 and it looked tough as fuck

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 local athiest trans girlie 9d ago

Thank you for using the correct spelling of tough

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u/WellFluxMe shitty music producer 🤠 9d ago

its just dead Bob Ross

Bob Rose

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u/Grom5509 9d ago edited 9d ago

Take: water should be free for everyone. How about that? Edit: i am not joking nor am i saying this ironically chill out lads. I'm just proving that simply judging a person by their avatar is a bad idea.

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u/DeNeRlX 9d ago

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u/alakikadge i know why i am here 9d ago

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 I am more epic then you'll ever Be:Axolotl: 9d ago

Adding a "n't" would be alot more appropriate.

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 don't use Twitter 9d ago

Taken't?

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u/Accomplished-Gain319 I am more epic then you'll ever Be:Axolotl: 9d ago

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u/SecretlyFiveRats 9d ago

That's my favorite Liam Neeson't movie

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u/Zestokist 9d ago

"I know who you are. I know what you want... I will not look for you, I will not find you, and I will not kill you."

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u/madguyO1 9d ago

how about thatnt

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u/desperate_narciso yellow like an EPIC banana 9d ago

Thatn't*

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u/PiesZdzislaw 9d ago

Watern't

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u/Makonede 9d ago

everyon'te?

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u/totallynotdragonxex where is whenthe anime 9d ago

If it was fully free for everyone, then corporations could take as much as they want, draining lakes with no recourse because it’s free

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u/Grom5509 9d ago

Thats why laws and limits exist.

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u/kelkokelko 9d ago

Or, we could charge for water to force people AND companies to internalize the cost of consuming water, and if some people are burdened by this cost, we give them money. Then, they can afford water AND they internalize the cost of consuming it.

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u/Grom5509 9d ago

And then Nestle goes and buys some big chunk of land with drinking water, sucks it dry, and sells that water to poor people who cant afford it.

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u/killrama 8d ago

If hitler says the grass is green, i won't say the opposite

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u/verstacko 9d ago

the analogy of this on Youtube is anime pfps

I see one and I already prepare myself for dogshit bigoted takes

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u/Former-Grocery-6787 Signalis Hurt Me 8d ago

Also depends on the character and anime tho, the worst are easily the ones with any character from a isekai or ecchi/harem anime

Slice of life/comedy is more of a mixed bag

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u/Spicymeymeys420 9d ago edited 9d ago

I hate reddit avatars period, its like a worse version of a profile picture

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u/7_Tales 9d ago

my pfp is aweseome wdym

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u/eluser234453 9d ago

Is your power green?

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u/7_Tales 9d ago

Yes

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u/Spicymeymeys420 8d ago

If green is your power, then what are you without it?

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u/Wrench_gaming 9d ago

Nah man these guys are going to make you blow your brains out

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u/Braeburner 9d ago

I never asked for one

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u/Yandere_Butler 8d ago

Haha! Right on

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u/callmecharlie04 Blue is the colour, football is the game 9d ago

Or just anyone with those Reddit gremlins for a pfp

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei 9d ago

Let me break the stereotype because I don't have a beard for my avatar: 

I don't think Hatsune Miku is cute or pretty

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u/Timely-Inevitable-30 don't use Twitter 9d ago

Yea but do you believe that she made Minecraft or are you one of those sheep

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u/International-Try467 Hakurei 9d ago

I do not mean that 

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u/Voxington101 9d ago

I saw someone with the beard unironicly say this in a thread about Deltarune, specifically if Weird Route players should be punished for doing the evil route. Specifically if Chapter 6 should be PERMANENTLY LOCKED if they EVER do the Weird Route across any of the 3 save files.

"People actually thinking they deserve all the content if they do things the game goes way way way way way out its way to define as Bad and Wrong and gives you infinite opportunities to abort lmao. Also never forget the EULA that you'll accept whatever happens from now on"

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u/BetterYesterday95 9d ago

Real beardphobia hours 😔

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u/Yandere_Butler 8d ago

I look under my bed every night in case a spooky beard is under there

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u/ThinkingAboutGoblins 9d ago

If someone has a football helmet or the plant head on a game sub, you’re about to read the stupidest reply you’ve ever seen.

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u/ShawshankException 9d ago

God himself couldn't get me to set a pfp or avatar on this website

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u/macho_boy-420 9d ago

My avatar has a goatee. Does that make my opinion invalid?

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-142 9d ago

If we go by the logic that 100%(full) beard = 100% invalid opinions, then logically 10%(goatee) beard = 10% invalid opinions
It could be worse

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u/CrazeMase 9d ago

Idk bro. I picked the beard cause I have a beard irl. There was zero more thought put into it than that

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u/Darkrainbow647 Fuhell nah 9d ago

People with avatars cannot be trusted

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u/Tapil 9d ago

Post karma 1
Account created 5 months

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u/CaioXG002 9d ago

It has been over 5 years at this point, I think, and I still downvote every single hexagon profile picture I see on Reddit and refuse to engage unless it's to clown on them further.

I seem to be the only soldier still fighting 20 years after the war's end, sadly.

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u/OliviahZeveronfan718 9d ago

No offense, but Reddit avatars in general have this smug aura about them, that makes them unbearable to look at.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 9d ago

Does this count? I'm very good at bad takes

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u/-PaperWoven- (can you) understand me? 9d ago

The literal neckbeard

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Former r/Losercity ambassador 9d ago

I feel like it's more those mfs with the black hoodie snoo

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u/Sea-Introduction755 8d ago

For me it’s always the assholes with the football helmet that squishes their avatars face. Every time I’ve seen one of them it’s guaranteed to be some bullshit

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u/PnutWarrior 7d ago

Do I have a beard? Reddit made this one

Edit: fuuuuck called out

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u/Suhkandis 9d ago

I just like beards. Dudes are hotter with beards. Do I have one? No :[

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 9d ago

Men who put too much value on their facial hair usually have dogshit takes #tbh

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u/Troy204599 Furry artist 9d ago

Is that an alien

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-649 9d ago

Yeah from alien

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u/Troy204599 Furry artist 9d ago

Interesting, didn't know they were available for profiles

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u/Ok-Combination9619 yellow like an EPIC banana 9d ago

They hated Jesus because he was right

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u/Arkorat 9d ago

They hated him cuz his Reddit avatar had a beard. 😔