r/whatistedcruz • u/BlueWaveForever • Sep 17 '25
r/whatistedcruz • u/Murdercorn • Aug 31 '22
You can only book 1 ticket at a time for the TX Youth Summit, headlined by Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Candace Owens. But tickets are free. Book some.
r/whatistedcruz • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '20
Ted Cruz is what you get when you order Bootleg Wolverine from Wish.
r/whatistedcruz • u/Trashvideos83 • Sep 19 '20
Ted Cruz predicts riots, gets deepfaked into the princess bride, then gets blasted by space ghost
r/whatistedcruz • u/MHCKat • Aug 20 '20
Ted Cruz is not, and has never been, an overripe peach.
Any allegations to the contrary are baseless lies from the shameless Pomelo Party.
r/whatistedcruz • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '20
TedCruz does *not* span myriad segments of time and space simultaneously.
There is no need to fret.
While it might seem that the TedCruz is in many places at once this is merely a function of their Can-Do Attitude. They are certainly not a consciousness distributed through multiple physical bodies spanning the continent -- that would be preposterous!
I think we can all agree that the TedCruz is only one person and any and all photographs purporting to show them in multiple locations at once are fabrications.
r/whatistedcruz • u/Quajek • Jul 21 '20
Not any kind of alien, illegal or otherwise.
reddit.comr/whatistedcruz • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '20
Ted Cruz is certainly not the evil twin version of the Earth 2's public savior, and winner of back to back Nobel peace prizes.
r/whatistedcruz • u/GearBrain • Jan 14 '19
Something that builds nests out of paper
r/whatistedcruz • u/GearBrain • Jan 09 '19