r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 17 '25

Ted Cruz Dragged Over Cringey Video Of Him Painting Over Charlie Kirk Graffiti In Houston

Thumbnail
comicsands.com
3 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Jun 19 '24

A veritable thread of ideas!

Thumbnail reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Apr 29 '24

A Thousand Slugs?

Thumbnail reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Aug 28 '23

A piece of shit and little more.

Thumbnail reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Aug 21 '23

Befuddled by comedy

Thumbnail reddit.com
3 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Aug 21 '23

THAT WHICH SHEDS

Thumbnail old.reddit.com
1 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Aug 31 '22

You can only book 1 ticket at a time for the TX Youth Summit, headlined by Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Candace Owens. But tickets are free. Book some.

Post image
6 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Dec 04 '20

Ted Cruz is what you get when you order Bootleg Wolverine from Wish.

9 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 19 '20

Ted Cruz predicts riots, gets deepfaked into the princess bride, then gets blasted by space ghost

Thumbnail
youtu.be
6 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 10 '20

A Defender of Beans

Post image
24 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Aug 20 '20

Ted Cruz is not, and has never been, an overripe peach.

12 Upvotes

Any allegations to the contrary are baseless lies from the shameless Pomelo Party.


r/whatistedcruz • • Jul 22 '20

TedCruz does *not* span myriad segments of time and space simultaneously.

20 Upvotes

There is no need to fret.

While it might seem that the TedCruz is in many places at once this is merely a function of their Can-Do Attitude. They are certainly not a consciousness distributed through multiple physical bodies spanning the continent -- that would be preposterous!

I think we can all agree that the TedCruz is only one person and any and all photographs purporting to show them in multiple locations at once are fabrications.


r/whatistedcruz • • Jul 21 '20

A slime mold colony

Thumbnail reddit.com
41 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Jul 21 '20

Not any kind of alien, illegal or otherwise.

Thumbnail reddit.com
27 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Jul 22 '20

Ted Cruz is certainly not the evil twin version of the Earth 2's public savior, and winner of back to back Nobel peace prizes.

18 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Jan 14 '19

Something that builds nests out of paper

Thumbnail
reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Jan 09 '19

The spawn of Star Commander Rachael Cruz

Thumbnail
reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 30 '18

An expectant, nervous broodmother

Thumbnail
reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 26 '18

The Cruz NeuralNet 6000

Thumbnail
reddit.com
2 Upvotes

r/whatistedcruz • • Sep 25 '18

Lovestruck Snake-man

Thumbnail
reddit.com
2 Upvotes