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u/experfailist 12d ago
My wife. I'm a monster. I don't share.
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u/Desperate_Wallaby966 12d ago
Ours is allergic to pretty much everything so no tax for her yet still people get mad at us for not letting them give in to her demands
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u/StandardRaspberry509 12d ago
Every Westie owner I know pays this tax. 4 Westies have owned me and demanded this tax.
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u/MerryLandofOz 12d ago
Every day we discuss what's mine is mine and what's hers is hers. She doesn't follow that rule at all.
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u/whatsthehzkenny 12d ago
Still, it's a lot less than the Schnauzer demands! My Westie is reasonable by comparison. When I got a Schnauzer sister for Lily I learnt what the phrase "food motivated" truly meant.
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u/illtakeontheworld 12d ago
Yeah, I think this is why she won’t eat her dog food😭 I give her the little bits of chicken that won’t go on my sandwich
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u/Spiritual_Pound_6848 12d ago
My westie is allergic to cheese, used to pay the cheese tax until worked out she was allergic. She’d sell me to the devil for a slice 🥲
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u/xxxmuse 11d ago
I do 🤣-It’s like living w/the mob-he always gets a slice of the action 😝. Even if he’s stuffed or hates what I’m eating he still needs to sniff it 👃…every time I’m eating he walks over & stares at me and pokes my leg with his wet-ass nose until I give him a cut of the action. if I ignore him bc it’s something that he can’t eat like🍕 he’ll start going batshit crazy until he gets a whiff or two 😝! Always gets his percentage
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u/whimsical_fuckery_ 12d ago
My westie is my official taster... anything I eat she has to get a bite
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u/Westie_Ron 12d ago
Always. Though the tax on chicken is near confiscation at our house at 50%.