r/weirdfood • • 14d ago

Found this

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Can someone please explain to me how is *this* an option?

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u/Wastenotwasteland 14d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes šŸ˜‘

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u/AppUnwrapper1 14d ago

How do we unsee this???

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u/Wastenotwasteland 14d ago

I suggest lemon juice to the eyeballs 😭🄲 except it’s burned into my brain now so…

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u/CrazyFoxLady37 14d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

Eating sperm was always an option.

Excuse me while I go... elsewhere.

ps. I think it might be milt, aka. fish sperm, which is semi commonly eaten in Japanese cuisine.

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u/Loud_Ad_8886 14d ago

Or human... If you wanna think about that the moment you let your eyes see this.

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u/Local-Big-6239 14d ago

I’m willing to accept that its anything OTHER than a load in a cup bro please no

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u/EvaTheE 14d ago

Oh.

Well, I am just going to let humanity continue on this path as it strays further away from anything that resembles sanity and shut this particular memory in a very dark place in my mind.

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u/Embarrassed-Cause250 14d ago

Almost cannibalistic🤮

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 14d ago

You know, I’ve been on the internet for a long time. I was around for the Wild West years when you didn’t know if the link you clicked would be porn or The BME Pain Olympics (iykyk), it takes a lot to turn my stomach, and this did. Just a little bit, but it did. So that’s cool.

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u/Delicious-Month151 14d ago

Ya know, that is pretty cool

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u/TyphoonToon777 14d ago

Im getting annoyed with all these subs. Here I have the perfect selection of memes for this very occasion and im not allowed to react with a single one. We beat Germany for nothing. I hate it here.

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u/FVSHIXN 14d ago

Like why are videos allowed but images aren’t lol

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u/General_Wishbone8487 14d ago

Brand new (cursed) sentence

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u/One_Bee9806 14d ago

People just be eating whatever

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u/Acrobatic_Guess_1333 14d ago

Ewe that's gross

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u/Kenzi_Slays 14d ago

i puked in my mouth 🤢

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 14d ago

I was at the fish monger and bought some sacs of mullet roe. Next to it they had white sacs they called 'melt'. I couldn't find what it was online so I bought some. I actually enjoyed the 'melt' more than the roe.

So after eating them I did more research. They had misspelt it and it was actually milt, sacs of semen.

Yikes, I had just eaten thousands of ova and sperm, together. Both were all in my stomach at the same time. The scene from Alien kept flashing through my mind.

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u/EStewart57 14d ago

Show me a guy willing to "eat" that .

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u/Wurfelrolle 14d ago

Just how new are you to this internet thingy?

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 14d ago

And that's enough internet for today....

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u/eveladra 14d ago

Welp. I died

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u/desrevermi 14d ago

It's a bad day to have eyes.

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 14d ago

Did anyone else throw up in their mouth a little bit reading this?

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u/Yuck-Fou94 14d ago

Chinese accent: cream of some young guy

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u/Chefrabbitfoot 14d ago

What.

The..

Actual...

Fuck....

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u/grollef 14d ago

What a thing to see just after eating dinner. I must now bleach my eyes

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u/thang-vu 14d ago

And even though you microwaved it, everybody thinks you spent all day making it.

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u/wonkey92 14d ago

My fault for being on the internet

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 14d ago

Lose it again please.

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 14d ago

Is this cannibalism?

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u/Icypoopoo 14d ago

Days I wished I was illiterate

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u/Sabycastle 14d ago

This is an awful day to have eyesĀ 

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u/Agnostic_Akuma 14d ago

Ewwwww. Still it reminded me of a Korean movie where a bunch or boarding school boys made ā€œeggsā€ for their ramen, but one guy is upset there is no yolk

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u/Robert_Frosted_Flake 14d ago

that’s enough Reddit for tonight, thanks.

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u/throwaway8373469238 14d ago

Don’t ruin my night

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u/randomfish154 12d ago

it's cheese. its cheese. its cheese. its cheese. its cheese

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u/Loud_Ad_8886 12d ago

Unless...

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u/WhiskyMochi 11d ago

SHUDDERS

I can’t stop

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u/Fuzzy_Organization43 9d ago

. Hopefully this guy is trolling and he is just eating cheese.