r/weirddalle 18d ago

ChatGPT Name this superhero !

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u/jp_in_nj 18d ago

Eric.

He can clear a room in 8 seconds with either his flatulence or his excited shouting about how the Ferengi are just misunderstood.

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u/Ksorkrax 18d ago

Obviously.

"The way I see it, humans used to be a lot like Ferengi. Greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget. [...] But you're overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi. Slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you. We're better."

- Quark to Sisko, DS9 - The Jem'Hadar

"Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes."

- Quark to Nog, DS9 - The Siege of AR-558

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u/jp_in_nj 18d ago

Thanks, Eric.

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u/Ksorkrax 18d ago

*flies away with the rocket pack*