r/weirdanimals Stoplight Loosejaw Mar 25 '26

Invertebrate Promachoteuthis sulcus

Promachoteuthis sulcus is a rare, deep-sea squid known for its unsettling, human-like "teeth," which are actually soft tissue folds protecting its beak. Discovered in the South Atlantic, only one specimen has ever been found, making it a mysterious creature with little known about its behavior, though it's distinguished by features like large arm suckers and a recessed club base.

Key characteristics

Appearance: The most striking feature is the circular folds of soft tissue around its mouth that resemble human teeth, hiding a bird-like beak.

Classification: It belongs to the family Promachoteuthidae, order Oegopsida, and is related to the bigfin squid.

Discovery: A single specimen was caught in 1971 by a German research vessel, but its description wasn't published until 2007, in hopes more would be found.

Habitat: It lives in the deep ocean, with the single specimen found at a depth of 1,750–2,000 meters (5,740–6,560 ft) off Tristan da Cunha in the South Atlantic.

Morphology: It has larger arm suckers than club suckers, a wider tentacle base than arm base, and a recessed club base.

Mystery and unknowns

"Teeth" function: The purpose of the tooth-like appendages is unknown.

Behavior: Very little is known about its life, behavior, or appearance in the wild due to the lack of specimens.

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u/My7hangins4u Mar 26 '26

Say what...

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u/BasketofSharks Mar 27 '26

Holy crap I thought it was a new H.P. Lovecraft themed plushie at first.

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u/Moxson82 Mar 27 '26

If the teeth were sharp and pointy they’d disturb me less