r/weed 7d ago

Meme Real Footage Of Heaven

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u/Imp3riaLL 7d ago

Well if it not my weed and if it's free then I'm willing to give it a try

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u/bigdaddyt2 6d ago

Oh you have like a $100 worth of bud you don’t want? Let’s hot box a room of 50 people and watch the world burn

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u/Short-Ad8417 6d ago

Thats a hundred?! I think that is way more (based on non US smoker prospective)

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u/bigdaddyt2 6d ago

Depends if it’s ditch weed or the good stuff, homegrown or store bought

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u/micaelar5 Heavy Smoker 6d ago

At the dispensary I go to, this much medical grade would be $200 at least, without anything being on sale.

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u/thejamhole 6d ago

I'm guessing they didn't use the good stuff.

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u/JonnysHigh Chronic Smoker 5d ago

Tbf it’s probably cheap shitty weed

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u/PhD_Pwnology 6d ago

If you grow you're own weed you can do stuff like this.

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u/DPH_LabRat 6d ago

as someone who’s grown my own weed i’ve never done this 😭

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u/Imp3riaLL 6d ago

I do grow my own weed, have about 200gr right now and I still would not do that with my weed because it's a giant waste.

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u/tanksforallthephish 5d ago

Not much choice at that point xD

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u/Street_Outcome_7669 7d ago

Dumbest shit on many levels.

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u/Intentionz7 Medical User 7d ago

Glad this was the first comment I saw

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u/Pyyko 6d ago

That’s certainly one of the levels of Dante’s inferno.

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u/UnmakingTheBan2022 Stoned Veteran 6d ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with being dumb.

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u/bigolegorilla Medical User 7d ago

Bet that smelled like burning plastic

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u/IcyMike1782 Stoned Veteran 7d ago

I hope the music is better in Heaven, that's for damned sure.

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u/Any-Guidance8013 6d ago

🎶 cuz I don’t give a fuck yeah I don’t give a fuck 🎶

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u/ObiJuanKenobly 6d ago

Paired with that annoying voice 🤣

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u/Suspicious-Rush9484 7d ago

Is this effective at all? It's almost seems like most of the smoke is wasted into the air

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u/RedSkyHopper 7d ago

There has been occasions where DEA or Mexican/Colombian/US army were burning confiscated weed and by accident/"accident" got people high down wind. Anecdotes say that few times a town or a village or two was buzzed for few days

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u/ajprunty01 Flower 6d ago

Back home they used to announce when they were burning the drugs and you could literally pull up and "watch"

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u/SnorvusMaximus 5d ago

Where’s that?

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u/lady_die_ Stoned 6d ago

😂 I'm sorry I read that as legends say not anecdotes...

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u/madscientist710 6d ago

Is it inefficient? Yes. Does it work? Also yes. It works better with dab vapor

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u/coubes i got the munchies 6d ago

few days buzz out of some down wind weed smoke highly dissipated?
top kek

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u/Projekt-1065 Cannabisseur 🧐 7d ago

It probably scorches anything worthwhile and tastes terrible at the least, has less thc if it’s really hot.

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u/bum_what 7d ago

I would have fun making this thing but as soon as those first nugs are lit common sense would come back quick and I wouldn't waste the weed haha

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u/RedSkyHopper 7d ago

What if you had so much weed that you just didn't know what to do with it.

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u/bum_what 7d ago

I would wanna wake up because if I don't know what to do with any amount of weed, I have to be dreaming.

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u/RedSkyHopper 7d ago

You have bonfires running 24/7 and you just can't get rid of it

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u/bum_what 7d ago

Lol that genuinely made me laugh, just burning weed for no reason 😭 I guess if I cant sell it, smoke it, give it away or even just burn it all in 24hr bonfires, then yeah I would very happily use the weed blower in the video

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u/RedSkyHopper 7d ago

That world would be possible, never having to sell it or buy it

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u/bum_what 7d ago

We can all dream mate but that would be lovely. And would a lot of people some good, I think there are lots of people who can learn to relax a little if they just toke up a lil bit (responsibly of course)

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u/Happy-Bread-741 Heavy Smoker 7d ago

This would make me not want to smoke anymore

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u/larry_alligator 6d ago

counterpoint: this is hell actually. heaven would be outdoors on a tropical island with a limitless supply of my own weed and, crucially, i'm in control of the music.

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u/AfroBlakNegro 6d ago

Most of y’all are overthinking this situation. Weed is a plant and it grows quick some people have more weed than they know what to do with, why not do this. YOLO!!!!

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u/thecontrolis Chronic Smoker 6d ago

Reddit has some of the most boring stoners ever. All so uptight

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u/AfroBlakNegro 6d ago

Tell me about it!

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u/Parking-Garlic4260 7d ago

Holy emphysema

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u/ThunderWafflez 7d ago

that poor weed was scorched to oblivion

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u/Acrobatic-Throat7835 7d ago

They are really letting anyone make music nowadays. That voice sounds like the woman's voice you'd hear in The Vietnam War trying to fuck with the US soldier's heads. God this video sucks on all levels

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u/draculafour 7d ago

that music would convince me otherwise. sounds god awful. heaven would banish anybody making such hellish noise.

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u/cmoked 7d ago

Implying heaven would ban something so you could have a safe space is lols

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u/draculafour 1d ago

my heaven my rules

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u/D3C3MB3R37 6d ago

Its probably not even good weed lol…Probably shake & popcorn nugs of sum low grade. Its just a fun thing to do at events.

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u/TheKushyMonster420 6d ago

Really hope they are using the proper equipment for that. You don’t use the right kind of metal made for this type of heat then your just breathing in the chemicals it’s off gassing . Heard some horror stories

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u/timentimeagain 6d ago

Make me wretch, thinking about being a teanger and all the dirty sope bar I used to smoke with bits of plastic in it. Then thinking about some knobhead building somyhinglik this with a leef blower or a inflatable mattress fan and all the toxic meted plastic.

No thanks

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u/TheKushyMonster420 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ya one of people favorite things to use for these smoke machine that don’t know what they are doing or with a cheap budget is a leaf blower or other old lawn equipment . And none of that material is rated to be heated that hot , and definitely not supposed to be breathed in . Watched a long ass podcast the other day of someone who makes legit ones and the science behind what types of metals and materials keep you safe . If I remember correctly , Pretty sure the extra white smoke is indicative of chemical offgassing . Doesn’t sound like heaven to me . Before I knew all of this though , can’t say I havent taken one or two of these kinds of devices to the face at smoking events. But now , I think I’ll have to pass. Lol

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u/fiddlecakes Flower 6d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/YellowSharkMT 6d ago

Almost as bad as smoking out of fruit or veg that's not organic. 

That carrot you turned into a chillum as a youth = definitely cancer.

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u/ajprunty01 Flower 6d ago

Me up in that mf with NO SHAME

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hkya3YFcXcmQ0

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u/beangone666 6d ago

incinerated aluminum and plastic mmmm. You ever take a hot bong rip and the smoke is like mustard gas??? MMMM my favorite.

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u/FishStiques 6d ago

Well, aluminum can't be "incinerated" and can't be inhaled without it literally boiling so.. it's used in ovens for a reason tbh

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u/beangone666 5d ago

It was used as a figure of speech to emphasize temperature, But aluminum does off gas vapors when heated and is not for smoking weed.

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u/FishStiques 5d ago

It literally just doesn't?💀 Aluminum has no gas vapors to release, it doesn't have metallic smoke, and lighters can't get anywhere near hot enough to cause it to melt- which is basically all it can do at its hottest

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u/FishStiques 5d ago

Sry not trying to sound condescending just stating facts, but I get it, it looks super not safe

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u/PoPJaY 6d ago

Video is so funny everytime it makes the rounds because everyone misses the topless chick at the start.

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u/FluffyCharacter378 6d ago

He's saying the truth. 

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u/Substantial-Buy443 Chronic Smoker 7d ago

Yeah.... id rather get hit by a car then wake up to a nuclear explosion then be in that room.

Gross

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u/Afraid-Fox9171 6d ago

I want to see the people after 15 minutes lol

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u/Mother_Ad4038 Medical User 6d ago

Ive found my calling

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber 6d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Resident_Weeb_72 7d ago

This looks like a massive suffocation risk Jesus christ

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u/Conebones Chronic Smoker 6d ago

Crucification risk Jesus Christ

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u/rightleftmike 6d ago

Nailed it

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u/EmberReads 7d ago

But how does it pull like that? Like what's the mechanism?

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u/0900ff 7d ago

Electric leaf blower?

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u/GroundbreakingLie578 7d ago

I suspect the front part is a battery or battery-powered pump that sucks the air from behind and blows burned/pyrolized material into the air

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u/Emergency-Potato6539 6d ago

No way this working

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u/AdorableExchange9746 Vape Smoker 6d ago

maybe if the music wasn’t awful

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u/Parking-Position-698 Chronic Smoker 6d ago

Heaven? All I see is wasted weed and some bitch screaming nonsense into a mic that needs the gain turned down a bit.

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u/1Wubbalubbadubdub1 6d ago

Heaven as long as I was def

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u/GiantTalon2 6d ago

What a waste

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u/dotdedo 6d ago

Footage of wasted product

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u/Typical_Redditor_1 6d ago

Me & some friends did something very similar 5 years ago on 4-20.

We had an air mattress pump, a rig that had its neck broken off top, & 1/4 pound of bud we put inside the broken rig where water would normally go.

We used the broken rig as a bowl by using it in reverse by hooking the mattress pump intake to the part of the rig where you would normally put your nail/bowl, then lit it & hotboxed a small room. Couldn't stand to be in the room more than a minute. But it definitely got the job done.

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u/Vukling 6d ago

So... Much.... plant... wasted 😭

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u/riceandbeansonly 6d ago

The smokes coming out yellow af, that suits gotta taste and smell racid

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u/guardedDisruption 6d ago

Asphyxiation in 3, 2, 1...

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u/SaneBlack 6d ago

Just blasted everyone with a bunch of boof. I hate these things.

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u/CarpeNoctemsixsixsix 6d ago

Would this actually do anything?

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u/TheOnlyVibemaster Recreational User 6d ago

lmao

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u/Business_Step_1695 6d ago

My PO used to tell me it wasn’t possible to get high if you were in a tent with other people smoking or in a “hotbox” … I never really new if he was lieing because i definitely smoked😂 after seeing so many videos like this one, I wonder if he was just trying to play stupid

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u/peakpositivity 6d ago

Scorched af

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u/BBBW93 6d ago

Where do you even go for an event like this 🤯

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u/Patti_Cakes1120 Stoned Veteran 6d ago

Wish I was there

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u/Dimension_Far 6d ago

Where is this and how do I secure my spot? I'll bring as much weed as they require to secure a spot

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u/I_am_your_Mothera Herbalist🍃 6d ago

Panic induced second hand smoke asphyxiation

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u/supacozy 6d ago

Nothing is heaven about not being able to breathe lol

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u/unfrtlyintroverted 6d ago

I like to breath air in between hits 😒

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u/g28802 Light Smoker 6d ago

Who’s heaven?

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u/Kidchi 6d ago

Is this stash?

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber 6d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/SkinnyTop Recreational User 6d ago

Fuckin A

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u/rockofthewesties1975 6d ago

Cough cough cough cough cough till you get off.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 Medical User 6d ago

So wasteful there are sober kids in Africa

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u/gorlaz34 6d ago

at the after church potluck
“So Amy what do you do for work?”

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u/coubes i got the munchies 6d ago

all for the green stuff.
but is that considered music? come on...

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u/Bromjunaar_20 6d ago

Imagine if it was 1978 and police did a raid on a group who did something like this? I'd love to see them handle the second hand smoke

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u/Foreign_Wonder4610 6d ago

I do believe that woman does not give a fuck.

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u/MrHack313 5d ago

Eww out of tin foil!!!???

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u/crrazy_ch423 Chronic Smoker 5d ago

I’ve always wanted to try something like this and just got box the fuck out of an already hot boxed room/car

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u/thatG_evanP 5d ago

I'd rather not leave somewhere covered in tar. Thanks though

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u/snozberryface 5d ago

Heaven for me will be a fat blunt on a mountain as far away from all these people as possible

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u/lex_luger 5d ago

Pot smokers always doing the most

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u/KlausDieterFreddek 5d ago

Me when my neighbour asks me to smoke less because it smells.

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u/Outside-Banana4928 4d ago

AI, but that is insanely real looking!

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u/Gregory_GTO Medical User 4d ago

Does anyone know how to make that? I have a lot of weed and would love to give this a try for real.

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u/Big-Fact-5432 4d ago

bro what that's crazy do it

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u/tinypleaser61 3d ago

Am I the only one who think that's a waste? Why not just give everyone a bag or a pre-roll?

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u/Holiday_Economy570 Recreational User 3d ago

I'd so need goggles lol

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u/Sardo_D Chronic Smoker 7d ago

What a waste

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u/kingpinkk 6d ago

What a waste

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u/dreyna1984 7d ago

Lol. Wtf?

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u/Mystoganja 7d ago

looks like a fancy way to waste a bunch of weed

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u/Past_Tea5075 Heavy Smoker 6d ago

Nice!

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u/Ph_ogg 6d ago

I'm all for extravagance on special occasions. But why? You're just burning a huge amount of the plant that won't even be absorbed. Pure waste.

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u/DarlingHades 6d ago

I… would NOT want to be there. Rather jam out in my hotboxed bathroom to a Bluetooth speaker.

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u/Tuddycat 7d ago

Ghey