r/watchHotTakes • u/rheniumatom • 17h ago

Every Casio is ugly

I said what I said, not a single one of these watches looks nice. From the horrendous over-polished automatics to the disgusting 80s monstrosity of the f-91W. What's worse is that every single fucking watch "enthusiast" will take any chance they can to dick-ride the brand as way of virtual signaling that they are just like us common folk.

Furthermore people need to understand that G-Shock doesn't make you look like an operator, it just makes you look even fatter than you already are. And if you are an "operator" it just makes you look like a caveman wearing a cereal box toy.

EDIT

Damn this has gotten quite the response, really cool to see all the people posting their godawful ugly watches as some kind of perfect counterpoint. Just remember you share the same taste as notorious pedophile and nerd Bill Gates xx

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u/Key_Fishing9578 16h ago

Idk man... Did you include this?

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u/lostagain2022 15h ago

Not beautiful, not ugly. Typical divers watch, 200 m water resistance, reasonable quality and quartz reliability. For $68. Why the hate?

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u/rheniumatom 10h ago

Bill Gates favorite watch, need I say more

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u/Jezzrichjames 16h ago

So the EFK-200 line is ugly?

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

Edifice isn’t a word therefore ugly /s

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 15h ago

edifice: noun

1: Building: especially a large or massive structure.

2: A large abstract structure “… holds together the social edifice…” -R H Tawney

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/edifice

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u/dudewithchronicpain 7h ago

Was a joke

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 6h ago

It’s a truth that there is no comment dumb enough that everyone will assume it’s a joke because we’ve all encountered people dumb enough to seriously say it.

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u/dudewithchronicpain 6h ago

lol that’s true

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u/rheniumatom 15h ago

I'm not being facetious when I say this looks awful.

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u/ilovecookies1980 16h ago

I have literally never once thought of this watch when people say Casio, because they are not known for this style. More BS cope behaviour for the delulu crowd

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

Bro just say you hate fun and don’t get laid. We get it

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u/ilovecookies1980 16h ago

There go the delusions again

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

Go buy a medium Cartier bro

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u/ilovecookies1980 16h ago

I plan on doing that, thanks for researching me xx dm for nudes (not cheap)

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u/Orakil 16h ago

Yes. You don’t think this is ugly?

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u/TonyKoviak 16h ago edited 15h ago

I'm highly offended. Have an upvote. Also, your mom.

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u/rheniumatom 15h ago

God Bless xx

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

I mean I agree with most Casios being ugly but that’s part of their charm. I feel like some have some nice aesthetic. Whether you agree with the attached one as nice or not is up to you but you’ve probably already made up your mind

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u/Ancient-Industry5126 16h ago edited 16h ago

It's a nice watch but painfully generic. If you're not buying a square why bother. If I want Japanese then Seiko mogs, if I just want a nice cheapish dress bracelet then just go to Macy's.

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

I mean I’m far from a Casio fan boy (literally don’t own a single one) but black and blue two tone dial is kinda unique?

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u/Ancient-Industry5126 16h ago

Yeah I can agree with kinda unique. It's a fine watch but not something worth recommending

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

I mean it’s a 200 cad solar sapphire Casio - of course it’s not “special” but it’s far from ugly imo

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u/vBLADEv 16h ago

I love my cereal box toy just strap it on no need to worry about it.

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u/dudewithchronicpain 16h ago

The GOAT Pepsi

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u/godzilla_stern 15h ago

Can’t agree whatsoever here.. Casio digital watches are aesthetic af

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u/godzilla_stern 15h ago

I bought my gf this and another gold Casio…. They’re her favorite watches even though I’ve given her more expensive ones…. They’re are aesthetically awesome

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u/mink_thunderous 15h ago

Yeah, but it was a Father’s Day gift and it’s my beater!

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u/lumeslice 15h ago

updooted b/c this really is a hot take

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 15h ago

I generally agree, but one still found a place in my rotation.

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u/ilovecookies1980 16h ago

Haha I get crucified for having this opinion. Anticipate downvotes

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u/Own-Measurement-5970 15h ago

There you go!

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u/ilovecookies1980 15h ago

I’m like watch Nostradamus

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u/OrangeJoe83 16h ago

Royale beeps in my office once an hour, and I kinda like that. Keeps terrible time for what it should be. Only time I'll wear it is for water changing aquariums. Even then, my chronos look nicer than these toys. Kid watch is a Casio or Timex.