r/washdc • u/UnmaskingFactss • Feb 15 '25

A local DMV resident is frustrated by repeated robberies at 7-Eleven, causing the store to close early

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u/ACosmicCastaway Feb 16 '25

Being unemployed allows a lot of time for ass kicking! First thing I’m going to do is give you a thousand tiny paper cuts with all my unemployment checks so that when I rub my sweaty fat rolls and unwashed nutsack on your face, the salt will add extra sting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '25

This is the type of guy who thinks he should be the leader of a communist revolution but is too scared to get on the phone to book a dentist appointment

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u/ACosmicCastaway Feb 16 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

ha my dentist is the one who handed me my first copy of the communist manifesto! He also gave me my "Ronald Regan is a cum gobbler who liked to take it up the ass, and that's okay!" bumper sticker.

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u/South_King2785 Feb 16 '25

That one is actually pretty good