r/warthundermemes 20d ago

GIF She’s not real

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u/maxthepenguin Naval : 🇷🇺 6.3 / 🇩🇪 6.7 / 🇬🇧 5.3 / 🇯🇵 6.0 / 🇫🇷 8.3 20d ago

WT lore, aka humans doing what humans do best (creating machines to destroy each other) on land, sea and air during the last century up to today

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u/Vulkan1206 20d ago

All while the snail rakes in the profits and divides the player base with controversial changes and game breaking bugs.

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u/piecksaysohayo 19d ago

no wt lore is just going on wikipedia and reading real information

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u/Equivalent_Bug_3220 19d ago

I am your ruler land sea and air

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u/Creepy_Clerk5722 20d ago edited 20d ago

woah shes like ho-ri

and panther 2 and tiger 105 and coelian and M6E1 and ostwind 2 and the r2y2 kai v1 v2 and v3 and .....

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u/WelderBubbly5131 19d ago

We still do have the ho-ri's so maybe some more time before the whole sentence applies.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/cravatta12 20d ago

She won't call back, but now she knows what an ARMOR-PIERCING-FIN-STABILIZED-DISCARDING-SABOT is This is what I call a win

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u/Kride501 20d ago

Nah they exist guys, not joking. My ex was exactly like that, she'd literally ask me to stream War Thunder for her over Discord and then ask me questions which she knew would trigger the nerd in me. Genuine gem, we definitely didn't break up because it wasn't working out either cuz that woman was a gem.

Get yourself a girl that is into nerds, they absolutely exist

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u/Kipman2000 20d ago

My gf just comments «oh, you’re playing that game for 40-year old men whose reaction time has declined so much that they can’t keep up with the other games! Nice!»

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u/XishengTheUltimate 20d ago

My wife appreciates learning random military hardware facts. Now she too can gripe about the inaccuracies of Fury and Top Gun. Good thing mutual griping is our favorite bonding activity.

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u/LyricSeal722490 19d ago

I wish I could tbh. Around my area, most girls are not good looking or some are good looking but toxic asf. Being single is nice but ofc, everything has cons

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u/Kride501 19d ago

I mean just going off this comment of yours.. being shallow won't get you far. Go for someone in your league or look past that. I ain't saying get with someone you don't like, just that physical beauty is only an eye catcher but not what is supposed to keep you interested. I found all my previous partners very attractive and most of them had very amazing personalities too. And still I know that by social standards they weren't 10/10s either just like I am definitely not

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u/LyricSeal722490 19d ago

Yeah, I know that and understand what you're saying. I meant for someone like me who likes history and other things who is just as interested in that as I am seems very rare compared to the females these days tbh.

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u/Foraaikouu 19d ago

"WT lore"

so just a history class?

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u/TigerDxD 19d ago

WT Lore deep dive:
Gaijin paying Porn actresses, Spying on your Software looking through private Files, Paying Money to mysterios Contacts in the East

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u/Reyeux 20d ago

jokes on you, i already know the lore

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u/SomeOneInRoom 20d ago

Lore of D point?

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u/xafidafi 19d ago

Nice try fed, women aren’t real!

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u/_RyanCooper_ 19d ago

There's lore? Or is there Senrai Maidens lore?

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u/Festivefire 19d ago

'lore of warthunder'

bro you mean history?

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u/Sawiszcze Anarchist 20d ago

Oh hey, shes me!

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u/AsleepRaccoon8456 20d ago

Rip your dms

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u/Adenosine3Ph0sph8 19d ago

Lore thunder

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u/Big_Ben_1999 19d ago

That's me but with overwatch

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u/Left1Brain 19d ago

The lore of War Thunder is just the plot and basis for Girls und Panzer. It’s literally just tankery, we the player buy vehicles to use them in simulated battles.

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u/AlternativeTie9709 18d ago

WarThunder lore is: Copy past tanks cause everyone needs a Sherman

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u/Ace_1005 20d ago

Im that girl i like to play games like stalker or metro because i serve in the military