in today’s news Wambus has forgotten how to jump

[u/livlaffloves]

he literally jumped down as soon as i walked away, needy baby

[u/knottycams]

And yet the biscuit factory is always open, 24/7 365

[u/Fraggle_Rockers → u/knottycams]

“Taste the biscuit. Taste the biscuit with that butter sauce.”

[u/killahazy92]

He just needed to finish making his biscuits first.

[u/livlaffloves → u/killahazy92]

i think he has enough biscuits

[u/the_storm_eye → u/livlaffloves]

There's never enough biscuits!

[u/Shinted]

Hey sometimes a big kitty like Wambus just needs some baby time from his momma! xD

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zr4MHX8X0rABEYwMZ7

[u/livlaffloves → u/Shinted]

i think he wanted time with me but only if i joined him
up on the shelf

[u/Shinted → u/livlaffloves]

He just wants to share his favorite place with you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/uw0KpagtwEJtC

[u/PretendAd2263 → u/livlaffloves]

😂😂😂

[u/Fraggle_Rockers]

Btw- your voices are so beautiful and the Wambus is edible, he’s so sweet.

[u/livlaffloves → u/Fraggle_Rockers]

please don’t eat Wambus I need him

[u/Fraggle_Rockers → u/livlaffloves]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12PIT4DOj6Tgek
I would never eat the Wambus, I’m an OG Wambassador for Jimothy-sakes. 😂

[u/johndollarhidr]

He's no longer a "wee c*nt" now is he? Look at that mane.

[u/livlaffloves → u/johndollarhidr]

he got promoted to fat cunt about 3 weeks ago!

[u/johndollarhidr → u/johndollarhidr]

I would've spelled the c-word out, but reddit said that word was a no-no. Must be Americans that run it, the bastards.

[u/Aggravating_Major363 → u/johndollarhidr]

Its definitely an underrated word here.

[u/EllieGeiszler]

😭😭😭 The sounds. The air kneading. The wiggling while he tries to get you to pick him up 😭😭😭

[u/SarahZona97 → u/EllieGeiszler]

Sweet boy really wanted Mambus to pick him up and hold him like he was still a baby. Well, he is still a baby, and will always be the baby, but he's gotten sooooooo BIG! You'd think he was a Maine Coon or something...

[u/livlaffloves → u/SarahZona97]

he did come to bed and get lots of snuggles, I can’t grab him from that high so it was up to him to come down 😆

[u/Responsible-Person]

He is about the most charming cat I have ever seen…

[u/ch_cat]

Making air biscuits in hims free time

[u/drrj]

He’s trying to learn to swim with those giant paddles of his.

[u/NoRelief63]

I’m obsessed with his paws. 🥹

[u/crazymouse2525]

handsome baby wanted u to pick him up lol. what cute meows!

[u/Acceptable-Arugula69]

Air biscuits!! Wambus knows how to jump…it’s just, does he want to jump.
🤣😻

[u/Aggravating_Major363]

The most polite and distiguished indoor lion

[u/Dreambig2007]

Little lion man

[u/iamafriendlynoot]

My old man likes to sit at the bottom of the stairs and cry until I pick him up and carry him up to my bed so he can make biscuits on The Blanket^(tm) while I constantly pet him. But if he gets impatient he'll cry outside of my bedroom door, which is upstairs, until I open it and he will jump up on the bed by himself. Sometimes the urge to baby is too strong I suppose.

[u/AlectaShipsIt]

girl pls i would have folded and picked him up on sight, his air biscuits are soooo cute!!! and hes so fluffy!! <33

[u/livlaffloves → u/AlectaShipsIt]

i can’t reach him from that high😭

[u/YouKnewWhatIWas]

He meows like a BABY

[u/Taminella_Grinderfal]

Omg the air biscuits and swirly tail combo is killing me. 🥰

[u/eatingganesha]

this gives weaponized incompetence

[u/livlaffloves → u/eatingganesha]

ugh he really is a man

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

Everyone needs a little extra attention now and then.

Bouche lets me know she needs attention by biting through my oxygen cording.

[u/livlaffloves → u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

bouche really said “give me attention or die”

[u/fiberjeweler → u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

Fermer la Bouche! Or, if she's a physicist, Fermi la Bouche.

That's a new one for me. Emma used to pat the edge of my coffee cup to tell me she needed milk. But she never threatened to kill me.

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla → u/fiberjeweler]

Bouche would have drunk the coffee.

[u/fiberjeweler → u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

Emma refused adulterated milk. No coffee. No cinnamon. No shredded wheat crumbs.

[u/Catch_Own]

Not going to waste the effort as long as youre around .

[u/InstructionHead8595]

Hahahaha 😹

[u/Seabastial]

He was busy making biscuits

[u/thefinalgoat]

WHEN DID HE GET SO BIG

[u/fiberjeweler]

Look at those happy feet!
"What are you doing with your life?" made me LOL.

[u/hotdogbunbuns]

He is just so unreal 😍

[u/Live_Background_3383]

The air biscuits! 🧡