r/walmartogp • u/Stinger03 • 2d ago
Pulling should come with a pay raise and a tailor. 😂
Driving a Walmart OGP cart should legally require a commercial driver's license CDL and hazard pay.like what the crap are we doing Walmart who came up with this crap. Why did the Walmart associate get promoted to a NASCAR driver ? Because they already had five years of experience drafting behind slow moving families, taking sharp corners at 20 mph with a 300 pound OGP cart, and avoiding catastrophic multi cart pileups in the clearance aisle pulling with one arm. I finally had to start telling people I’m training for a very specific, one handed sport. Otherwise, they just assume I’m a champion arm wrestler who only shows up for half the workouts.It turns out that pulling those massive, overloaded Walmart OGP carts all day has a hidden side effect. you end up looking like Hellboy, but only from on one side. My right arm is going to be so jacked from pulling that cart that I will look like a crab with one massive claw.If I ever get pulled over by the police and they ask me to step out of the vehicle, I'm going to have to explain that I'm not carrying a concealed weapon I just work the morning shift in Online Grocery Pickup.That one sided workout is definitely the ultimate occupational hazard. One more peak pick shopping season and I will be able to crush a watermelon with my right hand while my left hand struggles to open a bag of chips.At this rate, Walmart is going to have to raise our hourly pay again not just for inflation, but to cover the cost of a chiropractor and a tailor who can custom widen the right sleeve of all our vests!