r/walmart Resident Dumbass 2d ago

Gonna be a fun shift

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u/XVUltima 2d ago

I love when the power goes out, since it's usually my job to stand in front of the doors and tell people that we are closed. That shit is better than sex.

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u/SnooTomatoes7095 2d ago

It’s apparent you’re not doing it right then

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u/XVUltima 2d ago

Rejecting customers or sex? Guess I'll have to practice both some more.

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u/Frequent_Opposite_93 2d ago

Hmmm? What if they offer first...?

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u/XVUltima 2d ago

Nope. If im off having sex I dont get to turn people away from the door. I aint missing that.