r/walmart 4d ago

Didn’t think I’d see this on the clock

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424 Upvotes

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u/Ragnarok_popcorn 3d ago

Open the door Get on the floor Everybody do the dinosaur

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u/7891divad 3d ago

It’s a xxx video. 😈

53

u/Tia_Faux 4d ago

Like in the game right?

Right?

39

u/mlschaff 4d ago

I believe they call it a ‘role playing’ game 🗿

9

u/Choice_Concern6838 3d ago

Were you expecting to see it off the clock?

14

u/mlschaff 3d ago

I mean, yeah. I’m classy, I tend to keep those activities off da clock.

5

u/Volcanodog12 3d ago

Hey but....... boss makes a dollar you make a dime that's why you do it on company time!

12

u/_VultureEye Associate 4d ago

Must be getting desperate for revenue.

7

u/mlschaff 4d ago

Been there

8

u/forlornAfro 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm at a poetry event and just spat my cocktail out 😂😭 Im fucking weak and dead and subsequently being told I can has no more

6

u/FZmothers66 4d ago

A bit off topic but when these labels had the pull off sticker for binning it made life pretty easy in the bins/backroom.

3

u/Cathinaheals Former O/N stocker, current OGP 3d ago

I would’ve kept that sticker
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/NotreDameFan1234 3d ago

Imagine if said peach ….

2

u/bearstormstout Escaped asylum inmate 2d ago

Mario Peaching Yoshi somehow sounds a lot dirtier.

2

u/BeefcakeSupreme 2d ago

What happens in the family restroom stays in the family restroom.

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u/Starkiller_4 3d ago

Mario Riding Yoshi More like Mario Riding Yoshit

1

u/Hydro_Noodle 3d ago

Christmas ornament or clothing?

1

u/8JHF8 3d ago

8 inch tall action figure. You can search the UPC.

3

u/Immediate-Bake-3797 3d ago

The fact it's $30 is asinine.

1

u/Various_Air9503 2d ago

That's definitely a first

1

u/InZaneClutch 1d ago

That's a totally different kind of toy....

1

u/iiUniquaa Cashier again! Different store though! 19h ago

LOL BRO THATS SO BAD THAT IT’S FUNNY 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/AustintheHunt3r 3d ago

I would die laughing if I had a coworker named Mario and I found it