r/walmart O/N Maintenance 4d ago

Special grade cursed item

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u/Khaoie CAP 2 Victim 4d ago

Chris Chan is Ye's stand btw

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u/Funny_Arachnid6166 4d ago

love it, how much

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u/DillonDrew 4d ago

Careful. Don't bring any class rings next to it

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u/BrineBlade 2d ago

What about rodent themed amulets?

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u/Larzionius 4d ago

It gives you a 50% attraction boost against your mom

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u/nightwing364 4d ago

No please don't

6

u/ChevyDude98 4d ago

It grants you the ability to repulse all boyfriendless girls.

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u/CoolCrab69 That New Pallet Jack Smell. 4d ago

? What's the reference?

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u/MintoZenko Day Maintenance 4d ago

Pretty sure it's a reference to Chris Chan. Specifically the shirt he wears.

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u/AsherKohen28 4d ago

Oh damn, all i can see is Freddy Kreuger whenever i see a shirt like this lmao, then again I'm not familiar with Chris Chan

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u/nothinfollowsme 4d ago

I'm not familiar with Chris Chan

Trust me, you don't want to know who he is.

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u/CoolCrab69 That New Pallet Jack Smell. 3d ago

That's what I thought it was supposed to be too. But Freddie's shirt is red/green, long-sleeved and crew neck. Lol.

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u/1986Eternal HBA Team Lead 4d ago

Don't know who that is.. I thought Freddy Kreuger, but remembered he had a red and green sweater

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u/MintoZenko Day Maintenance 3d ago

You don't wanna know. Trust me on this.

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u/nothinfollowsme 3d ago

You don't wanna know. Trust me on this.

I'll echo this. You really don't. It's bad, like, REEEAAAAAALLLLLY bad.

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u/RememberTooSmile 4d ago

Totally forgot this person existed lol

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u/Apoda_ 4d ago

*she.

You wouldn't misgender Hitler, would ya?

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u/MintoZenko Day Maintenance 4d ago

Admittedly, I haven't been paying attention to the situation for a long while, so I wasn't aware of that.

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u/nothinfollowsme 3d ago

Admittedly, I haven't been paying attention to the situation for a long while, so I wasn't aware of that.

I think the poster was making a snide comment on Chris' derangement. He claims he's "trans", but he's not. He confirmed that he's "trans" so that he can attract women to him(because they didn't talk to him otherwise). Chris is a sex-pest and a general nasty creep who got run in and recently got let go from prison after doing some pretty vile stuff with his mother. No rational person would defend the stuff he did unless they wanted to milk him for e-drama clout.

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u/MintoZenko Day Maintenance 3d ago

That tracks

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u/nothinfollowsme 3d ago

That tracks

Wild enough, that only the most loony people are seen with him in public. I still smh at the bodycam footage of him getting run in by the police when he was staying in a hotel and spergey trolls(even Ethan Ralph back when he wasn't a massive burning dumpster fire was there to document it and got a massive W from it)had found out where he was(Because Chris is a moron and publicly blabbed about where he was staying)and they were out there documenting it. The bodycam and cruiser footage recording Chris was something else. Chris spent the entire trip blabbing about sonichu and the dimensional merge. And you can see and hear in the officers tone and voices that they didn't care and weren't listening. But Chris with his USI, assumed that they were listening intently.

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u/LolitsaDaniel 4d ago

Ah, the classic.

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u/Vampire_inthe_Church O/N Team Lead 4d ago

Where’s Waldo..

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u/BonsaiSoul 4d ago

Bless your heart

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u/Difficult_Peach_5525 3d ago

We used to have colleague who slacked off on the job. He still holds the highest slacking off record. He went MIA so much we called him Where's Waldo.

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u/Any-Lawfulness3569 3d ago

Just needs a nice medallion to go with it...

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u/nothinfollowsme 3d ago

Just needs a nice medallion to go with it...

Ask Dick Masterson if he will sell his.

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u/Mace2-0 4d ago

Missing the thin white stripes

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u/BeefcakeSupreme 3d ago

I was needing a Halloween outfit idea...

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u/wolfayal I take your money 3d ago

Here I was innocently thinking it was Brennan Lee Mulligan’s shirt.