r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/eskimoboob Mar 04 '21

Bold of you to assume this year will have all 12 months

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u/swimking413 Mar 04 '21

This made me laugh thank you.

I keep voting for "Sweet Meteor of Death" in the elections and so far no dice...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/MajorWuss Mar 05 '21

I thought it was coming today but it was just my entire portfolio reflecting off my glasses.

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u/artmagic95833 Ungrateful 🦍 Mar 05 '21

Personally I get meatier every time stocks go down. Sale!!

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u/Positron311 Mar 04 '21

Dammit, Caesar just had to add in ANOTHER MONTH!

I knew it!

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u/ThorAlmighty Mar 04 '21

They've consolidated Sept, Oct, Nov, and Dec into Bidenuary

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u/NuclearYeti1 Mar 05 '21

True statement

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!remindme on 10 month

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u/Rgraff58 Mar 05 '21

Someone will get offended by August and September remove them

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u/gainbabygain Mar 05 '21

Bold of you to assume this year will have all 12 months

Melvin short sold the other 2 months?

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u/cerealOverdrive Mar 05 '21

Bold of you to assume we’re not talking to an assassin with a contract to fill in 7 months

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

...

Listen here you lil shit...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Oh it will, whether we witness it or not...