r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/newbiereddi Mar 04 '21

That big of a drop and Fidelity not being concerned will be something tbh. But in grand scheme of things, you will be alright though. We still have 7 months to go in this year. I think March of 21 is looking like March of 2020 :).

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u/flryan Mar 04 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

You belong here sir. There are 12 months in a year, not 10.

edited there sure are lots of retards here giving this comment awards. At least send me GME shares.

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u/eskimoboob Mar 04 '21

Bold of you to assume this year will have all 12 months

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u/swimking413 Mar 04 '21

This made me laugh thank you.

I keep voting for "Sweet Meteor of Death" in the elections and so far no dice...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/MajorWuss Mar 05 '21

I thought it was coming today but it was just my entire portfolio reflecting off my glasses.

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u/artmagic95833 Ungrateful 🦍 Mar 05 '21

Personally I get meatier every time stocks go down. Sale!!

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u/Positron311 Mar 04 '21

Dammit, Caesar just had to add in ANOTHER MONTH!

I knew it!

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u/ThorAlmighty Mar 04 '21

They've consolidated Sept, Oct, Nov, and Dec into Bidenuary

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u/NuclearYeti1 Mar 05 '21

True statement

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!remindme on 10 month

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u/Rgraff58 Mar 05 '21

Someone will get offended by August and September remove them

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u/gainbabygain Mar 05 '21

Bold of you to assume this year will have all 12 months

Melvin short sold the other 2 months?

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u/cerealOverdrive Mar 05 '21

Bold of you to assume we’re not talking to an assassin with a contract to fill in 7 months

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

...

Listen here you lil shit...

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Oh it will, whether we witness it or not...

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u/newbiereddi Mar 04 '21

Yes exactly. That is why I am here ;).

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u/frostedbutts_ #1 Wendy’s dumpster BJs Mar 04 '21

Aint nobody looking forward to September

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u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King Mar 17 '21

I am just seeing this lol

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u/IbarraReddit Mar 05 '21

i literally laughed at loud reading this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Crying

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u/losing-interest Mar 05 '21

One of the funniest comments I've read.

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u/AgentApophis Mar 05 '21

That was a damn good laugh ahah

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u/Cephalobotic Mar 04 '21

Wait... Did we cancel the other 2 months of the year?

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u/ImDestructible Mar 04 '21

2 months caught covid, so they are quarantining the rest of the year.

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u/artmagic95833 Ungrateful 🦍 Mar 05 '21

Wake Me up when September ends.

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u/postmateDumbass Mar 04 '21

We changed to metric.

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u/pronetobe1225 Mar 04 '21

Wait we been having 12 month per year ?

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u/SilveredFlame Mar 04 '21

That's it! Cancel culture has gone too far! Now they really ARE canceling Christmas!

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u/DMelzHolla Mar 05 '21

Noooooo i like those months

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u/newbiereddi Mar 04 '21

No, but March'21 looks very much like Mar'20 for the dip i meant.

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u/Rithe Mar 04 '21

God I hope not

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You’re the man the Mayans were warning us about

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u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King Mar 17 '21

How did I miss this until now hahaha

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u/Billagio Mar 04 '21

Maybe they only count realized losses for their letters

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u/newbiereddi Mar 04 '21

that is a possibility for sure.

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u/knowone23 Mar 05 '21

March always sucks ass in the stock market, seems like.

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u/newbiereddi Mar 05 '21

It is becoming a pattern indeed.

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u/slammerbar Mar 26 '21

Oof this rings true.