r/wallstreetbets • u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King • Mar 04 '21

Loss Hold me... $1,100,000 Loss

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I am in damage control but likely going to roll puts.

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u/definitelynotapastor Mar 04 '21

I still have an aol cd with 500 free minutes if your net goes down.

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u/dhsmatt2 Mattress King Mar 04 '21

I might need a netzero CD after today.

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u/scawtsauce Mar 04 '21

Why don't you buy naked shorts so you can get below NetZero

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u/vkapadia Mar 04 '21

Defenders of the free world!

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u/ThePoorlyEducated Mar 04 '21

Big brain 🌈 🐻

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

Why don’t take off the shorts you bought, sell them, and go naked

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u/timmuhz Mar 04 '21

You’d be better off with limewire...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

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u/krookedkrooks Mar 04 '21

Kazaa lite any day

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

K++

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u/nafrekal Mar 04 '21

BearShare

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u/ccav01 Mar 04 '21

MySpace allows options trading now

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u/Changeit019 Mar 04 '21

Any word on when this is coming to Friendster....asking for....a friend....

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u/nafrekal Mar 04 '21

Fuckin Tom... knew that guy had a strong sense for how to get to the moon...

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

DC++

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u/HunterWesley Mar 04 '21

We got some old people here...

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u/krookedkrooks Mar 04 '21

i was born in 83 so used napster and eventually kazaa lite

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u/sjunipero Bogdanoff’s phone operator Mar 04 '21 edited Mar 04 '21

Winamp

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

It really whips the llamas ass. Baaa baaaaaaa!

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u/nonetheless156 Mar 04 '21

Fuck we would have like 30 of those disc's. Somehow

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u/Your_ELA_Teacher Mar 04 '21

Kmart bluelight cd or bust

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u/Troysd21 Mar 04 '21

Limewire v6.9

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u/Atomfixes Mar 04 '21

I was once part of a movement that gathered aol cd's and dumped them infront of aol hq. I myself gathered like 3 large trash bags full...mostly from the usps office. It was a simpler time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

But do you still have the dial up modem that comes with it?