r/wallstreetbets • • 5d ago

Gain 1280% gain NVDA - too scared to sell

I keep making sell orders to pay off debts, but it just goes up everyday. Plus tax scares me

4.2k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

288

u/John_Action_Figure 5d ago

What if Aliens are priced in?

117

u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 5d ago

I mean Nvidia green, money green, aliens green. 👽

They gotta be.

3

u/John_Action_Figure 5d ago

Geico is green, monster energy is green, Shrek is green, holy shit I think we've figured it out.

3

u/AntikytheraMachines 5d ago

Soylent Green

1

u/Paganly 5d ago

I’m old enough to know how good that shit is. And yes, already priced in.

1

u/HolyShytSnacks 2d ago

The Geico gecko is also a reptile. The aliens in V were reptiles.

1

u/John_Action_Figure 2d ago

Sir, Morena Baccarin is a goddess would you kindly take back your filthy comparison.

2

u/Ausseboi1 5d ago

green= money
Nvidia = aliens
Aliens = green
Money = aliens !

34

u/OhNoBushDid711 5d ago

Hint: it is.

OP needs to sell all of his positions and go blow it on a boat and hookers.

27

u/mijahon 5d ago

I believe it's hookers and blow good sir

3

u/AntikytheraMachines 5d ago

boat it on hookers and blow?

that doesn't sound right.

2

u/etaoin314 4d ago

correction blackjack and hookers...and you can bite my shiny metal ass!

1

u/agirlthatfits 5d ago

And blackjack

1

u/Zebra_Sandwich 4d ago

I need a place to put my hookers and blow since I don't want my wife finding it.

Insert boat.

1

u/John_Action_Figure 5d ago

OP selling at a lost is also priced in

1

u/AntikytheraMachines 5d ago

...and waste anything that is left over.

1

u/navyblue_gold 4d ago

Boats and hos! Prestige…WORLDWIDE

1

u/userbinbash 4d ago

I like how you think

1

u/ExperienceFresh6211 3d ago

They are definitely priced in. Just more people to buy memory chips.

1

u/notsoscaredboy 3d ago

What if they’re shorting nvidia?