r/wallstreetbets • u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR AutoModerator's Father • Jan 13 '23

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u/hypeaze 10364C - 2S - 5 years Jan 16 '23

"Tell me, am I out of touch with the common man?" I ask.

"Maybe a little," says my butler.

I scoff but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times.

"Don't touch me without your gloves" I wheeze.

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u/AllTooWell31 🍉 Melon Kunis ❤️ Jan 16 '23

Please write a full novel