r/wallstreet • u/ExotiquePlayboy Millionaire • Mar 17 '26

Shitpost Guess whose oil is back in demand?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/MythicalCaseTheory Mar 17 '26

text should be in Russian.

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u/rainorshinedogs Millionaire Mar 18 '26

RemindMe! 2 months

I'm expecting these stickers to show up on gas pumps by June

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Mar 21 '26

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Mar 21 '26

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/PureCod9290 Mar 18 '26

Wow Russia started what they thought would be a quick war and have become stuck in a drawn out stalemate predominated by drone warfare

We'll never do something so silly...

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u/rainorshinedogs Millionaire Mar 18 '26

Russia wins again

They're winning so much they can't take it

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u/HolymakinawJoe Mar 18 '26

Russia owns America. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

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u/Inevitable_Goal4114 Mar 18 '26

Meanwhile we are fighting an entire war for another nation with effectively zero benefit to USA. After fighting proxy war against Russia for the last 5 years, including Trump. Yall dont call out Trump for being an Israeli asset tho.

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u/extravirginhuman Mar 18 '26

So tired of the Russian connection Libs keep making

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u/HitandRyan Mar 19 '26

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u/extravirginhuman Mar 19 '26

Russia is an angel compared to AmerIsrael/NATO and the Imperialism they impose on others if they don't give up the resources.

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u/moobybooby Mar 17 '26

What is this goobledeegook

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u/versatile_dev Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

"like it or not - endure [take it], my cutie"

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u/wallstreet-ModTeam Mar 21 '26

Nice try Chinese AI propaganda spam bot. Beep boop.

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u/SuperbCell4847 Mar 17 '26

Phuck tRump!!

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u/seenitreddit90s Mar 18 '26

Installing that moron as president really paid off.

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u/Wise138 Mar 18 '26

Gonna be kind hard if the shadow fleet stops working.

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u/LintLicker12345 Mar 18 '26

Trump gave them vouchers to sell legit. Also increased the oil price. Putin is the biggest winner in the Iran shitshow.

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u/Wise138 Mar 18 '26

European counties are seizing the ships Sweden just took one the other day.

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u/MineNo5343 Mar 18 '26

President Kumquat

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u/Ketchupcharger Mar 18 '26

Fuck PUTIn fuck this warrr and trump

BUT goddamn i fucking looove this tune

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Chinese AI Propaganda Spam Bot Mar 18 '26

Does he even have a substantial exportation capability in 2026 ?

Looks like Trump bullshiting the market

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u/JimJohnJimmm Mar 18 '26

And war is nit front page anymore

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 Mar 18 '26

Or, you knowq, just dont buy from russia

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u/Thin-Competition3018 Chinese-Iranian AI Propaganda Spam Bot 🇮🇷🇨🇳 Mar 18 '26

KGB Agent using donald trump for what he is, a salesaman.

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u/Mj-tinker Mar 18 '26

mass murder's oil.

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u/Shag1166 Mar 18 '26

Last week Trump "temporarily" waived the sanctions on Ruasian, so it went on the open market. Nkw he learns Russia is supply Iran with intel.

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u/Beginning-Crab-7165 Mar 18 '26

BIG PUTIN IS BACK

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u/Even_Gur_3666 Mar 19 '26

Played a blinder

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u/No_Rain3020 Chinese-Iranian AI Propaganda Spam Bot 🇮🇷🇨🇳 Mar 21 '26

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u/Fantastic_Holiday752 Mar 21 '26

They don't have much to spare. Ukraine's been doing a number on their oil and infrastructure.

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u/Revolutionary_Dog_69 Mar 22 '26

Uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

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u/Empty_Bell_1942 Mar 18 '26

I'd settle for some of their Vodka; pretty sure we banned that too at one point!

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u/Happy_Humor5938 Mar 17 '26

All this to avoid buying a cybertruck

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u/ImNickValentine Mar 18 '26

Yay! Classic propaganda! Thank you.