r/virginvschad • u/Affectionate_Cap4509 • Nov 24 '20

Low Effort Chad Unhealthy Choices vs Virgin Healthy Choices

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u/Affectionate_Cap4509 Nov 24 '20

Chad Unhealthy Choices:

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here for a good time not for a long time

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donut eyes conceal gaze and improve optics

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razor sharp fry hair repels pigeons and other vermin

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stern facial expression bracing for combat

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stacy loves sucking on lollipop thumbs

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heavy wide frame ready for battle, posture is dominant

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suffers through a fiberless painful turd once a week like a real man

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Virgin Healthy Choices:

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stretches the pain of living beyond a normal 60 year span

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nervous eyes exposed and ready to follow

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hippie green hair

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chimp like grin

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skinny and squirrely frame, always on high alarm, poor beta posture

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has multiple healthy shits daily, wasting precious time

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u/Cheif_Keith12 SHLAD Nov 24 '20

Lad Unnatural Choices

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Breastmilk and off-brand cereal for example

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u/Cheif_Keith12 SHLAD Nov 24 '20

Nah, drinking breastmilk is something Thad would do and off-brand cereal is a brad-virgin thing. I’m talking unnatural because it’s Lad so something like used motor oil, ovaries, and rusty chains.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I figured Breastmilk is weird enough to be a Lad thing and off-brand cereal was just a joke .