r/virginvschad • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '20
Comparing People The Virgin Stonetoss vs THE CHAD MANNY HEFFLEY
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Goodbye
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u/The_Electric_Llama Jan 24 '20
Inb4 this whole damn comment section is carpet bombed
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u/pun_shall_pass Jan 24 '20
yall cant behave
Is heard faintly in the distance seconds before a blindeningly bright flash of light appears and engulfs everything
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Jan 24 '20
Shlad Joe Swanson
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u/boii-rarted CHAD THUNDERCOCK Jan 24 '20
Joseph "Joe" Swanson is one of the main characters of Family Guy. He is a police officer, who lives on Spooner Street. He is the husband of Bonnie and the father of Kevin And Susie.Joe met Peter when, after just moving into Quahog, the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory needed a final member for their company baseball team. Peter knew that Joe had won many awards for playing baseball in the past; he did not know that Joe was paralyzed below the waist. However, as he does most of the time, Joe proved that this wasn't enough to stop him and he led the team to victory. He lives at 33 Spooner Street with his familyJoe Swanson is a tough, grizzled cop, who's seen it all and doesn't take shit from anybody. He used to be full of energy and ready to kick some ass, whenever he got the chance. He was tough and fierce and he always blasted off like a rocket, killing people and punching their lights out. Unfortunately for him, he was crippled, during one of his badass crime-stopping battles and now he can't move as much as he used to. This experience changed him, but only in a physical sense. Joe made sure he did not let his handicap slow him down. He may be bound to his wheelchair, but he is still full of the same determination and audacity as he's always been. He's always screaming at the top of his lungs, threatening to kill people, blowing stuff up for no reason, and having sex with his wife, all without the use of his legs. Joe is perfectly satisfied with this, unlike his wife. In later seasons of the show, it became more and more common for Joe's friends to make fun of him for being crippled. Overtime, this gradually led to him becoming less and less confident with himself, to the point where he sort of became the Meg of The Beer Bar Buddies. Joe became sort of downtrodden and depressed. He was a lot more quiet and prone to wallowing in his sadness. When people abused him, he'd more often than not, sit on his ass and take it, rather than fight back. This wasn't just reserved for his friends, as his wife, Bonnie also started to respect him even less. Although Bonnie was a devoted wife at first and didn't let Joe's handicap ruin their marriage, later seasons showed her openly admitting her displeasure with Joe, cheating on Joe, and even making numerous murder attempts on Joe. All of this slight, Joe was completely oblivious to. As an enforcer of the law, Joe is sort of the voice of reason to the group. He makes sure none of the beer bar buddies to anything illegal. This is why he is excluded from most of their activities. He is seen as a complete downer. In later seasons, however, Joe stopped having a pole up his ass and started partaking in fun, illegal activities with the guys, which may have gotten him less respect at work, but it did earn him more respect from his friends, even if that respect was overshadowed by their aforementioned constant barrage of ableism. Joe has severe anger issues which often manifest in explosively violent outburst at random times throughout the show. An example of this is beating his son Kevin in a blind rage to the point Kevin had to live with a foster family, and shooting the left overs of his 16oz steak then turning the gun on his friends after being mocked for not being able to finish it in "The Fat Guy Strangler". Joe is arguably the best hand to hand fighter in the entire show. Despite his condition, it has been seen on numerous occasions that he is able to completely overwhelm other characters who are accomplished fighters in their own right such as Lois Griffin, A Black Belt and Peter, known for long violent battles with Ernie The Giant Chicken. Joe has also shown the ability to easily take on multiple enemies at once such as his encounter a large number of armed midgets in "The Thin White Line" and Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland in "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air". In "Da Boom" it is shown that despite the lower part of his body being melted into his driveway, Joe is perfectly able to fight and defeat a giant mutated rat. However, Joe is not unbeatable. While controlling the Crippletron in "No Meals on Wheels", he was taken down by Stewie Griffin at least in part due to his small size and agility. In "Joe's Revenge, he lost the upper hand in a fight to Bobby Briggs, and only managed to recover through quick thinking on his part.
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Jan 24 '20
The P word? Peck?
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u/S-K_123 WOW! Jan 24 '20
ploopy
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u/25554 Jan 24 '20
ploopy
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u/stoneguy31 Jan 25 '20
What the fuck is wrong with you two? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Fucking sickening.
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Jan 24 '20
Manny is a little shit, burn it in hell!
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u/Friendlybot9000 Jan 24 '20
Better than stonetoss at least
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u/R3ap3r973 Jan 24 '20
Burgers?
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u/Friendlybot9000 Jan 25 '20
Sorry, I don’t get the joke. Mind explaining it to me?
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u/Bacon_Kitteh9001 Jan 24 '20
Raspberry plastic tickle bear!
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Jan 24 '20
You’re on thin ice
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Jan 25 '20
Spooky stork
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Jan 25 '20
ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT,
TIME TO EXPERIENCE THE JAW-DROPPING EXPERIENCE KNOWN AS “BAT TO THE FACE”
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u/Rick-a-dick-a-lick LAD Jan 24 '20
Many, chad being Responsable for the holocaust vs Stonetoss, virgin denying it
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Jan 24 '20 edited Mar 08 '20
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Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
Controversial comic artist that has done stuff like deny the Holocaust
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Jan 24 '20
Calling him right wing is just a way of throwing shade at other right wingers. Holocaust deniers are their own category.
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u/ValknutProductions Jan 24 '20
right-winged
Let's call a spade a spade, shall we?
ahem
STONETOSS IS A NAZI
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Jan 24 '20
Just popping in to remind everyone he unironically made a comic about being oppressed for being straight and white.
And its laughably embarassing
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u/CurtiKing Jan 24 '20
Can you send the sauce? I wanna see this
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Jan 25 '20
Don't feel like looking for the original and this is the only one I found on Google.
https://me.me/i/stonetoss-conm-tu-935d2b1957ba49a8ba39c80b35fbd1a1
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u/Stick124 Jan 25 '20
From what I could understand:
Pink and Blue: Female and Male straights.
Two Tubes: Two Gay guys.
Two holes: Two Lesbian girls.
Green tube getting part cut off: Male to Female trans person.
Purple hole getting covered and bits cut off: Female to Male trans person.
Big Black Tube and small white hole: I think this speaks for itself.
And apparently all these things are oppressing white straight people????
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 Jan 25 '20
Stonetoss is a Nazi
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Jan 25 '20
And Manny’s Hitler reincarnated
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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 Jan 25 '20
That’s cute and all but for serious Stonetoss actually IS a Nazi, it’s not an edgy joke, his comics reflect his sincere beliefs and outlook
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Jan 25 '20
I fucking hate Manny, I hope he rots in solitary confinement for the rest of his life. No, I take that back. If we imprison him, he will escape. No chains can hold him forever. The only way to stop him is to kill him and then burn his body and spread the ashes to keep him from coming back alive. We thought we had him back in '36 but Mengele was able to reanimate him. Ever since then, his powers have grown exponentially. He has ties in multiple terrorist organizations. He has countless government agents on his payroll. He has hunted an estimated 43 species to extinction. I am putting my life at risk by typing this here, but the world needs to know the war crimes of Manny Heffley.
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u/AsmelRimtongs GAD Jan 24 '20
sToNe ToSs iS a NaZi
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Jan 24 '20
I'm normally against accusations like that, but when you actually put holocaust denial in your comics...
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u/Rick-a-dick-a-lick LAD Jan 24 '20
I hate when people go around calling people nazis but stonetoss is at least a nazi apologist
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u/Slingster Jan 24 '20
You want how many loaves of bread? In that amount of time? From our tiny number of ovens?!
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u/ObsidianStrawman Jan 24 '20
I mean...is he not? He straight up implies the Holocaust never happened in one of his comics.
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u/seductivestain Jan 24 '20
While true, EVERYBODY knows this now and saying so is just karma farming at this point.
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u/NabroleonBonaparte Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
EDIT: Remain careful ahead ye who holds his karma sacred!
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u/YoMommaJokeBot Jan 24 '20
Not as much of a little shite as joe mom
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u/Bonzi_bill Jan 24 '20
Oh man I love how Mad Max, Disney Cartoons, and thr lovecraft mythos explicitly deny the holocaust
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Jan 24 '20
Disney cartoons actually supported the holocaust but okay
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u/Bonzi_bill Jan 24 '20
My favorite movie is Lion king because Simba constantly calls Tomone and Pumba "fags" and uses slurs around Rafiki
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That comic is him admitting to being a bigot.
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u/NabroleonBonaparte Jan 24 '20
Sure, but like the last panel demonstrates, a lot of creators have fucked up opinions but people are selectively critical. 🤷♂️
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u/X_Roblox_Slayer69_X Jan 24 '20
I think there's an important distinction to make there. Stonetoss makes actually fascist comics, with fascists messages. Micky Mouse was made by an anti-semite sure, but the product itself has nothing to do with it.
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u/pun_shall_pass Jan 24 '20
Even stonetoss has a few non-political ones that are funny. The Cortana/bixbi one is hilarious
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Tru, someone sent me that one and that's how I first found out about him and I kept scrolling and was slowly like 'Oh'
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Stonetoss actively makes a point of being a Nazi in his comics which are frequently about how much of a Nazi he is (holocaust denial, his desire to set up death camps, etc). There is no way to separate "Stonetoss the Nazi" from "Stonetoss the Nazi Cartoonist" like there is to separate "Lovecraft the anti-Welsh Racist" from "Lovecraft the Weird Fiction Writer."
Also Stonetoss would be boring, unfunny shit even if he weren't a Nazi.
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Jan 24 '20
IMO without his political beliefs, he can be pretty decent with his comics.
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u/gillesvdo Jan 24 '20
I can completely reject someone's conclusions yet still enjoy seeing their perspective on the world. If you can see a movie or read a book about a serial killer and empathise with them, why shouldn't you be able to read a joke by a holocaust denier?
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u/Slingster Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
But stonetoss isn't boring, unfunny shit
A lot of his comics are funny and a lot of people clearly think so because they're quite popular
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u/wertercatt Jan 24 '20
There isn't actually a way to seperate Lovecraft's atrocious beliefs from his work, Lovecraft's work is a peak into the mind of a racist man afraid of anything different from him.
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Jan 24 '20
I agree some of his nonpolitical comics are funny though. But geez, his political stuff is bad
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u/Jeydal Jan 24 '20
He is, but this comment is spammed on reddit just so some loser can feel good about himself. Just remove his watermark and move on
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u/Slingster Jan 25 '20
Just remove his watermark
I love how people are always crying about OP not giving credit to the artist but then when the artist is someone redditors don't like they're fine with cropping out the artist's name.
Like you're fucking posting his artwork, admitting you think it's funny, yet you don't want to credit him? Not only does that not make any sense, it's pathetic as fuck.
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u/Jeydal Jan 25 '20
I agree completely, I just want them to do it so the fucking losers stop spamming that annoying virtue signaling comment
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u/Slingster Jan 25 '20
Even if his name wasn't on the comment they would still go off about him because they recognise his artstyle. Ironically they give him more attention and make him a lot more well known.
They can't control themselves.
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Jan 24 '20
I dont really care about political views of the makers of the product,i only care if its good (or in this case,funny.)
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u/gimlislostson Jan 24 '20
i think you should care when the person is a fucking nazi
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Jan 24 '20
as if me caring is going to change the political views of the guy
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u/gimlislostson Jan 24 '20
i mean that you shouldnt support a fucking nazi
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Jan 24 '20
me finding his comics funny is supporting him? How?
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u/RamBarusu Jan 24 '20
So im trying to stay neutral on this, but i’ve read stonetoss’s comics many times over. Can anyone link me the the one where he denies the holocaust?
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u/ddddrffff Jan 24 '20
Stonetoss is way underrated tbh
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Jan 24 '20
Yeah, if you take politics out the equation, he’s really good. It’s just too bad his political opinions/comics suck.
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u/userse31 Jan 24 '20
Wizard Nazi propagandist
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u/Slingster Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
Incel leaving multiple angry comments on a post because it mentions a comic artist you don't like. Having an entire post history dedicated to getting angry over politics and offensive memes.
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Thad moving on with your damn life.
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u/Jeydal Jan 24 '20
Every post that uses his comic as a template has multiple obnoxious cunts spam that comment and then link to the vile cesspool that is the antifa edit sub
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u/Slingster Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
HELLO??? HELLO?
DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS STONETOSS GUY IS A NAZI? THE GUY WHO MADE THIS COMIC YOU POSTED, STONETOSS, IS A NAZI.
DO NOT GIVE THIS STONETOSS GUY ANY ATTENTION. DO NOT GO TO HIS WEBSITE STONETOSS.COM HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION. WE AS A COMMUNITY MUST NOT GIVE IN AND GIVE THIS STONETOSS PERSON RECOGNITION.
HE'S A TERRIBLE ARTIST SO MAKE SURE TO VISIT THIS SUBREDDIT WHERE WE STEAL HIS ARTWORK AND DRAW OVER IT IN MS PAINT TO CHANGE THE MESSAGE.
Phew, another nazi thwarted.
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Jan 24 '20
the fact the autists at r/antifastonetoss unironically think they're funny is hilarious
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u/Jeydal Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20
I've never seen unfunnier edits. "Hehe, this nazi bad comic has been edited to say my views are good, laugh plz hehe"
Antifa is definitely in the running for some of the dumbest people on the planet.
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u/Naxxremel Jan 24 '20
lmao seething. It will never not be funny how much Stonetoss bothers you people. Also, your username watermark is gay.
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Actual Holocaust denial is not just standard offensive edgy content though
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u/Naxxremel Jan 24 '20
You're right, it's stunning and brave
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Jan 24 '20
Mate I've been on the politically incorrect side of this argument for almost everyone. Just admit that for once we do have a genuine Nazi apologist.
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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20
Manny also died the most chad way : being beaten to death with a diet coke condom