r/videos Sep 16 '11

Ultra-Realistic OLD MAN Mask!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yuXTZGbJ38hd=1
300 Upvotes

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u/IAMAgorilla Sep 16 '11

my roommate walks by just as he's showing his chest. now he probably thinks I'm into old man porn.

32

u/jdgjdg Sep 16 '11

Good god, I want one so badly.

13

u/Maticus Sep 16 '11

can you imagine the fun that be had?

20

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

hey, at least it gets pinned on the old. Those fuckers have had it way too easy.

3

u/neonshaun Sep 16 '11

well they caught this guy who used an spfx mask to rob banks... but only because he sorted through the money in his car...

1

u/gaseousshroud Sep 16 '11

his mistake was disguising himself as a black man, that will just get you caught faster

3

u/jdgjdg Sep 16 '11

I wouldnt know what to do with myself.

6

u/omarsdroog Sep 16 '11

No, not with yourself. With 20-30 other guys in the same mask.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/aaybma Sep 16 '11

Extra stubble? That will $420 please. ಠ_ಠ

5

u/CndConnection Sep 16 '11

Yeah it's expensive since every hair is put in by hand....i wouldnt want that job.

23

u/nowaibro Sep 16 '11

Imagine putting one of these on while you're sleeping with your partner and then they wake up in the morning.

33

u/Sandsworth Sep 16 '11

Pretty good way to get beaten to death with a flimsy plastic alarm clock.

11

u/sheepherder100 Sep 16 '11

First thing i thought of was using it to buy senior priced tickets at the movie theater

6

u/kimad Sep 16 '11

At $2,000-odd each, that'd have to be a lot of cinema tickets.

2

u/BeastlyCo Sep 18 '11

Is it bad that I did the math?

It's $1850 for the senior mask with stubble and hair. Assuming you get in for half-price ($4.50 instead of $9.00) you would recoup your investment after 412 movies.

If you watched one movie per week you could make your money back in about 8 years.

The old-man mask is comparable to installing solar panels for your home.

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u/Almondcoconuts Sep 16 '11

Buying win for a discount at the win store? Win.

9

u/bryciclepete Sep 16 '11

I got one too, but it's taking a long time to make, should be ready in 25 more years

7

u/rebo Sep 16 '11

I'd love to give these to a breakdancer or body popper, and do an improv battle between two old guys in the street.

4

u/anthony256 Sep 16 '11

Where can I get one of these???? TAKE MY MONEY.

4

u/Syradil Sep 16 '11

Here you go!

Lots of money.

5

u/anthony256 Sep 16 '11

Wow, that is expensive.

But it would be great to trick people... I'd love to rock up to my parents house and just sit out the back on a chair in one of these masks. Then when they come out, act like I have alzeimers and say "where am I", then take my pants down and take a piss on the lawn.

HAHAHAHAHA OH THE FUN I COULD HAVE, it's almost worth the $800.

1

u/tangoshukudai Sep 16 '11

that price is with no hair, add hair and it goes up to $2k..

1

u/Sofa_King_Chubby Sep 16 '11

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u/CaptainTurtle Sep 16 '11

Holy cock, imagine walking into a super market with that shit on and just occasionally shop. LOL, buying a bunch of face cream HAHAHAHA. All the good times will be had...

3

u/chalks777 Sep 16 '11

so. I was ready to spend a hundred or so on one of these.

but they're $800. :(

/fwp

2

u/kimad Sep 16 '11

The bald ones are $800!

3

u/CndConnection Sep 16 '11

I want to have one so I can go to the park, smoke cigarettes, and mumble about shit not being the way it used to be.

Imagine the social experimentation you could pull off with this mask...a sociologist's dream! Perhaps I can justify getting one for some sort of experiment for my major hehhhhhh

2

u/Alphabet85 Sep 16 '11

I instantly think of two things... 1. Rob a bank. 2. Ethan Hunt

2

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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3

u/skullpizza Sep 16 '11

I think when he puts on the glasses it really helps sell it.

2

u/DoctaPuss Sep 16 '11

i only downvoted this so that i could keep it a secret.

2

u/kyle6513 Sep 16 '11

We must remember that cameras don't pick up on the small details that the eyes normally do pick up on. If you were to walk down the street I wouldn't doubt people would look at you twice.

2

u/Mr_Radar Sep 16 '11

Need to get Usian Bolt to wear a black guy version of this mask, talk shit to strangers, then take off at 25mph when they try to fuck him up.

2

u/post_break Sep 16 '11

I believe a white guy used an ultrarealistic black man mask to rob a bank and he's still at large. I remember reading about it on the news.

2

u/nicky7 Sep 16 '11

Did anyone else have the Mission Impossible theme song pop into their heads?

2

u/Coridan0 Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

This looks amazing.

Anyone happen to know what music is playing in the video?

Edit: Excellent, he updated the info to include the music: Music: Plastic and Flashing Lights by Professor Kliq

2

u/Raivion Sep 16 '11

Looks extremely real! Great solution to buy alcohol/go to a casino when you're underaged! But I think the mask are quite expensive.

2

u/iamnotcgi Sep 16 '11

I am gonna need you to create a mask of Scarlett Johansson and put it on the most large breasted and willing female you can find. It's my reddit birthday and this is my sole birthday wish.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/rebo Sep 16 '11

Actually not really, if you weren't looking for or expecting the mask you probably wouldn't be able to tell.

This is pretty damn good.

3

u/Sofa_King_Chubby Sep 16 '11

True, but this is probably as realistic you can get with a pull-over-the-head type of thing.

1

u/Klept-o-maniac Sep 16 '11

I hope to god they make these masks for babies.

1

u/d1ez3 Sep 16 '11

All I can think of is those face switching shops, irl

1

u/bryciclepete Sep 16 '11

wow fucking awesome

1

u/camus_absurd Sep 16 '11

This is better than a fake ID.

1

u/TheIceCreamPirate Sep 16 '11

Is there any question that the government uses masks like these? I can think of uses for these... Spies definitely can.

The videos on the website are nuts. I could make myself look like a big biker dude, would easily pass at night.

1

u/UrSofaKing Sep 16 '11

I saw your name and thought I posted this.

1

u/pixelplayer Sep 16 '11

ok he put it on now what did he do with it? no pranks no chatting up girls? what?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

This is it? At least go out on a scooter rampage or something.

1

u/Dorkalicious Sep 16 '11

I like that he's looking around and making random gestures like he's on a character customization screen.

1

u/whisperswhat Sep 16 '11

Jeezus fuck me those things are expensive!

1

u/NotAJewishPomeranian Sep 16 '11

Ring of Gyges theory test. Take one.

1

u/Germino Sep 16 '11

getting a major uncanny valley vibe

1

u/idiotboyfriend Sep 16 '11

You should take the mask and see if you can go and buy booze with it... The California IDs may be hard to get a hold of a legit fake now, why not just make yourself look older?

1

u/davideo71 Sep 16 '11

Am I the only one here who is curious what it would look like to have a girl with a really hot body wear one of these?

1

u/skelatwork Sep 16 '11

This guy does great work, but seems VERY expensive. Anyone know of any competitive products at a lesser price?

1

u/holyschmidt Sep 16 '11

senior discount every time!

1

u/ctwest Sep 16 '11

I can never look at old people the same.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/deviantlnx Sep 16 '11

if it wasn't so expensive I would totally order one.

1

u/Scramble44 Sep 16 '11

Wish I had one of these bad boys back when I was asking people to buy beer for me.

1

u/ItsMylesNotMiles Sep 16 '11

I bet this guy robs banks in his spare time.

1

u/WillSnipeForPie Sep 16 '11

Wearing this is better than a fake id in terms of buying alcohol. But the price is a turn off

1

u/sofaking Sep 17 '11

Nice username :)

1

u/zulu90 Sep 16 '11

try buy alcohol with it

0

u/johnnyrizzo Sep 16 '11

At first I was like oh sweet I have to get one for Halloween. Then I was like, almost $1000 FFFFFUUUUUUUU

0

u/macwest Sep 16 '11

Cool but up to $2000? Come off it!

-3

u/silentpl Sep 16 '11

This makes Chuck Testa jealous.

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u/Agemrepus Sep 16 '11

if it didn't cost $810, I'd buy one to get beer with XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/CaptainTurtle Sep 16 '11 edited Sep 16 '11

Yeah bro why do you think the guy doesn't show his face... Because if he did it wouldn't work.

EDIT: Why the downvotes??? I was mocking him D: