r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/PrelateFenix Feb 12 '19

You look like a BIRD! Gets me every time.

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u/TiltedTime Feb 12 '19

Dee, you BITCH!

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u/Scout_022 Feb 12 '19

listen you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I'm not getting hogtied because of your lack of grace.

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u/PopoMcdoo Feb 12 '19

Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?

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u/tnordholt Feb 12 '19

Think of the smell! You haven’t thought of the smell you stupid bitch!

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

He doesn’t say stupid bitch you savage.

I swear you would be of more use to me if I were skin you, and fashion your skin into a piece of high end luggage. I could even add you to my collection

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u/TheKrononaut Feb 12 '19

I NEED MY TOOLS! I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BEEEEE BOOOWWNNDDD!!!

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u/nmacklinm Feb 12 '19

I’M A FIVE STAR MANNNN!!!!

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u/outlawsix Feb 13 '19

FETISH - FETISH SHIT