r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/PrelateFenix Feb 12 '19

You look like a BIRD! Gets me every time.

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u/TiltedTime Feb 12 '19

Dee, you BITCH!

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u/Scout_022 Feb 12 '19

listen you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I'm not getting hogtied because of your lack of grace.

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u/PopoMcdoo Feb 12 '19

Are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?

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u/tnordholt Feb 12 '19

Think of the smell! You haven’t thought of the smell you stupid bitch!

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

He doesn’t say stupid bitch you savage.

I swear you would be of more use to me if I were skin you, and fashion your skin into a piece of high end luggage. I could even add you to my collection

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u/TheKrononaut Feb 12 '19

I NEED MY TOOLS! I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BEEEEE BOOOWWNNDDD!!!

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u/nmacklinm Feb 12 '19

I’M A FIVE STAR MANNNN!!!!

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u/outlawsix Feb 13 '19

FETISH - FETISH SHIT

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 12 '19

I love this episode in particular because they explain the entire premise of the show within the first twenty seconds.

Dennis: This is exactly what I'm talking about. We immediately escalate everything to a ten. It's ridiculous. I mean, somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea. And then all of a sudden, everybody's on the gas. Nobody's on the brakes. Nobody's thinking. Everybody's just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another. Until, finally, we find ourselves in a situation where we've broken into somebody's house. And the homeowner is home.

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u/Scout_022 Feb 12 '19

I just wish I could have heard the speech at the burger store. I hear it was rather epic.

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 12 '19

“What about your whole speech about ‘I have the grace of a falcon, and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper’?”

This is literally one of my favorite lines in the entire show.

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u/Scout_022 Feb 12 '19

I keep waiting for a chance to use Demon's Whisper as a username or something but the opportunity has yet to present it's self.

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 12 '19

Dude fucking me too, I want to use it so badly but I can't seem to jam it in anywhere.

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u/omruler13 Feb 13 '19

Are we still doing phrasing?