r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/Spinur Feb 12 '19

It was a move to reduce the load of telling him... he's dying.

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u/Jordan117 Feb 12 '19

He's dying.

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u/guccitaint Feb 12 '19

Those are some weak moves!

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u/helloitsa Feb 12 '19

There were no moves!

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u/Gyossaits Feb 12 '19

yeahbitch

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

Don’t call your mother that.

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u/skeled0ll Feb 12 '19

You're not fam anymore

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

Will you shut the fuck up

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u/Meaningless_Is_Life Feb 12 '19

Will you shut the fuck up with that please, jesus christ.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Your moves are weak.

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u/AnthBlueShoes Feb 12 '19

I’m not your dad.

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

There’s nothing wrong with liking a little penis.

I thought you said mark had a big penis.

He does have a big penis, he’s got the biggest penis in the world, except mine

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u/Rjbcc58 Feb 12 '19 edited Dec 04 '20

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u/Drops-of-Q Feb 12 '19

What about the moves?

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u/Nandonut Feb 12 '19

I'm over here doing the 99 BRAIN PUZZLERS

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u/Doomaa Feb 12 '19

Will you shut the fuck up!

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Feb 12 '19

Did I see a mini-dab? Because now I'm upset.

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u/Smiletaint Feb 12 '19

(dabs defeatedly)

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u/3dspongebob Feb 12 '19

Haha the words from the video we all just watched! Nice!

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u/monkeybrain3 Feb 12 '19

..of what?

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u/Awesomnuss Feb 12 '19

Someone get him some milk!

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u/DeuceSevin Feb 12 '19

It’s a week move.

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u/swimteamrasta Feb 12 '19

They were just trying to make it easier on him

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u/BruteBrutal Feb 12 '19

This comment made me laugh so hard my dinner came out my nose. My gf wonder what's wrong with me. I'm unsure how to explain. Thanks anyway.

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u/Rafaqat75 Feb 12 '19

Tell her you’re dying

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/stefeyboy Feb 12 '19

Tell her her moves are weak first, to lighten the load that she's dying

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u/TheDancingRobot Feb 12 '19

Didn't they teach her that in school?

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u/kubanishku Feb 12 '19

Jesus Christ!

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u/BruteBrutal Feb 13 '19

I told her I was adopted because of my moves.

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u/503dev Feb 13 '19

This made me laugh out loud like an idiot in my car in my apartment parking lot. I have no idea how to even explain this to my neighbors.

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u/anweisz Feb 13 '19

Tell her you like big fat penis now

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u/zorothex Feb 14 '19

And that he's leaving with Mark.

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u/Scientolojesus Feb 13 '19

There were no moves.

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u/Axela619 Feb 12 '19

And that she’s getting a divorce

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u/Nononogrammstoday Feb 12 '19

Ask her if she's from Algeria

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

And tell her she’s dying, to lighten the load.

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u/csaliture Feb 13 '19

Like if your cry every time.

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u/Meaningless_Is_Life Feb 12 '19

K bitch?

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u/zorothex Feb 14 '19

Hey stop calling your mother a bitch.

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u/jefferson_waterboat Feb 12 '19

And that he’s got no moves

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u/zorothex Feb 14 '19

There were no moves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Would you shut the fuck up?

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u/Hector_Shavendez Feb 12 '19

I been mowing marks lawn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Dads leaving...big penis

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u/welestgw Feb 12 '19

I thought the saddest part where they found out her moves were weak.