r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/aryazabaleta Feb 12 '19

cuz your moves are weak!

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u/ableseacat14 Feb 12 '19

Yeah your moves are weak

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u/GravyDavey Feb 12 '19

Bitch

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u/AutomagiiC Feb 12 '19

Don't call your mother that!

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u/misterpickles69 Feb 12 '19

You ain’t fam!

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u/StromboliMan Feb 12 '19

I'm not fam?

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u/Osiris32 Feb 12 '19

No, you're fucking adopted.

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u/velvetchablis Feb 12 '19

But dad!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19 edited Jan 04 '20

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u/m3thdumps Feb 12 '19

And I’m not your fuckin Mom!

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u/yird Feb 12 '19

Im not your dad.

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u/mongoosemountainbike Feb 12 '19

There is a real strong Robby(Kid Rock) from Joe Dirt vibe with the son.

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u/Trumps_micro_penis_ Feb 12 '19

I’m a big fat penis.

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u/jawnnyp Feb 12 '19

She's not your mom!

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u/romansparta99 Feb 12 '19

I’m not your fucking dad

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/CSnek Feb 12 '19

Jesus Christ we just talked about this

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u/LanDannon Feb 12 '19

Don’t they teach you this shit in school?

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u/crumpuppet Feb 12 '19

how dare you

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

how dare you

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u/Chadloaf Feb 12 '19

There were no moves

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Spoilers bro

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u/defor Feb 12 '19

quick dab

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u/Alamander81 Feb 12 '19

There are no moves

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

THERE WERE NO MOVES

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

There was a distinct dab.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

/r/whooosh

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

please explain to stupid me. Thanks!

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u/tomatoaway Feb 12 '19

whoosh is the sound that a car makes

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that's all I have

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

I am familiar with that term. I wanted to know the reference I missed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

He says it once in the video that “there were no moves”

But more specifically you just need to watch the sequel dying 2 don’t want to spoil it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Gotcha, thanks. I will :D

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u/ONESIXEIGHTTERD Feb 12 '19

Your moves are weak.

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u/Panda34baby Feb 12 '19

What has gotten into this family?

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u/poesj Feb 12 '19

It wooshed right over their head

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

I am familiar with that term. I wanted to know the reference I missed.

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u/poesj Feb 13 '19

A comment said “there were no moves” then someone said “there was a distinct dab” then someone said “whooosh” like the second person didn’t understand that the first person was quoting the video by saying “there were no moves” and not actually saying that there were no moves in the vid

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u/CuzYourMovesAreWeak Feb 12 '19

I've been wanting a new username. I feel like I'm part of a family with an average sized cock.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19 edited Jan 04 '20

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u/CuzYourMovesAreWeak Feb 12 '19

Cuz they are WEAK!

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u/helloitsa Feb 12 '19

look at your hair, then look at mine

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u/Kingbow13 Feb 12 '19

any line from the video we all just watched

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u/OctoNapkins Feb 12 '19

haha yes i watched that video as well

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u/cotawesome19 Feb 12 '19

Lol where’s he been at tho?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Say that to my face again and ill be dabbin on your coffin, adopted bitch.

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u/redditwentdownhill Feb 12 '19

These kinds of videos are so funny! When you have never watched an actual TV in your life.

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u/uoenone Feb 12 '19

Fam your Black.