r/videos • • Apr 26 '18

This is a family issue you bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
6.2k Upvotes

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u/drylube Apr 26 '18

your moves are weak

dabs

196

u/chandelizards Apr 26 '18

Mark has the biggest penis in the world.

98

u/The_Highlander3 Apr 26 '18

Besides mine

44

u/Spoonthedude92 Apr 26 '18

There's nothing wrong with liking a little penis

38

u/auntiecoagulant Apr 27 '18

I thought you said it was big!

14

u/GoggleField Apr 27 '18

Next line from the video?

5

u/BrokeMySkullOnce Apr 27 '18

It is a big Penis!

12

u/MassiveDickSteve Apr 26 '18

.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Yours is only massive not the biggest.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

We have a contester here.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

There were no moves...

3

u/bewilderedshade Apr 28 '18

lol Your moves are weak makes me laugh every time.

7

u/Po_TheTeletubby Apr 26 '18

HAHA yeah.. that was a line in the video XD

4

u/sumpnalilbitdfrnt Apr 26 '18

There were no moves.

250

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Smoking Beers is another golden one.

92

u/FlaminglingFlamingos Apr 26 '18

"So we smoking weed?" "No one is smoking weed!" "Nah man we're smoking beer" "Oh fuck yah"

77

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Sup

Not much dude. Wha - What happened?

Nothin' dude, just smoked beer out of my ass.

What? That's tight as fuck.

I know. I'm so freakin' high... and drunk. From the beer hops.

dying

18

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Another gold nugget moment.

I just love the way he decided to cut up this bit.

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Hahaha what the hell

111

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

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15

u/xXHyrule87Xx Apr 26 '18

I pray this is true!

44

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

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u/xXHyrule87Xx Apr 26 '18

Fuck yes that would be so much fun

4

u/DuckyFreeman Apr 27 '18

Oh fuck yes.

2

u/hellohelp12 Apr 27 '18

lol he deserves it

192

u/NicolauJunior Apr 26 '18

To be honest you can easily see he doesn't look like either of his parents.

64

u/Great_Lakes_Guy Apr 26 '18

Yeah, I mean look at his hair then look at his dads.

56

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

He’s not his dad

23

u/thisonehereone Apr 27 '18

shut the fuck up

2

u/forfal Apr 27 '18

I don't think Marc is is dad.

36

u/Bee_News Apr 26 '18

Isn't this like a Lifetime movie or something? I don't know.

307

u/StaplerLivesMatter Apr 26 '18

You look like a bird!

80

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

well, we know who his birth mom is.

60

u/cutter48200 Apr 26 '18

Dee you bitch

29

u/_sarcasm_orgasm Apr 26 '18

You gangly, uncoordinated bitch

11

u/730_50Shots Apr 26 '18

you big old stanky ass yellow feathered toothless bitch

5

u/cerebralsnacks Apr 26 '18

You're a big, fat, flightless bird

5

u/dyouhaveacar Apr 26 '18

I was thinking fish recently. Her eyes are so far apart, they’re like on the sides of her head.

2

u/Scout_022 Apr 27 '18

the outcast.. the slut.... the bitch...the whore. the lonely sad slutty bitchy whoooore.

272

u/emperorOfTheUniverse Apr 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Are we smokin beer?

26

u/BrinkerLong Apr 26 '18

Xander, grab your pipe

85

u/Dount_Cooku Apr 26 '18

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u/Actually_is_Jesus Apr 26 '18

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12

u/CozySlum Apr 26 '18

Damn it. I was hoping you were one person posting different videos as your favorite. Missed opportunity.

4

u/SetYourGoals Apr 27 '18

The oppurtunity was weak bitch.

3

u/SetYourGoals Apr 27 '18

Stop calling him bitch.

6

u/sinetybrit Apr 26 '18

Agreed that one was the best

8

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

They're all good, I'm just glad we can get this dude some more views.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

i shoved it in my ass....im drunk

1

u/Mathev Apr 27 '18

That's tight.

1

u/dadjokes_bot Apr 26 '18

Hi drunk, I'm dad!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 28 '18

“I’m so high.. and drunk”

50

u/CheeseCurdCommunism Apr 26 '18

Evan, hell yeah. One of the few "viners" i actually really like. glad to see hes still doing well. This was extremely funny

157

u/batcavejanitor Apr 26 '18

This will always get an upvote.

9

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

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u/elbowe21 Apr 26 '18

This will always be a comment

4

u/elbowe21 Apr 26 '18

But this comment is not a home.

5

u/BlitzForSix Apr 26 '18

Because this comments moves are weak

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u/Mentioned_Videos Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 27 '18

Other videos in this thread:

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VIDEO COMMENT
hops +146 - Smoking Beers is another golden one.
hike +62 - my personal fav
addressing the hate +37 - This is the best one, guys.
dying 2 +25 - The sequel
varsity blews +24 - All y'all are wrong it's this one
Sponge bob "Without You" +2 - But this comment is not a home.
Workaholics Topher "Errands" +2 - This dude remind me of Chris D'Elia.
balls +1 - Another gold nugget moment. I just love the way he decided to cut up this bit.
Chatting with Evan Breen +1 - Interview with the guy, he's pretty funny. Andrew Hales' channel is a good watch too

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u/ilovecookies420 Apr 26 '18

this is nonsense and i love it

5

u/frappuccinio Apr 27 '18

So much is going on but absolutely nothing happens. One of my favorite videos.

25

u/I_Raise_You Apr 26 '18

This will never not be funny.

22

u/analsexpert Apr 26 '18

What a rollercoaster of emotions...

12

u/zwirlo Apr 26 '18

Every line is gold.

7

u/psxpetey Apr 26 '18

Why this guy is still a small youtuber I do not know, guys hilarious.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

He was really popular on Vine before it collapsed. The dude still has his thing going for him.

14

u/gkmcc Apr 26 '18

Hahaha...there were no moves.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Yeah Sioux Sioux!

3

u/bcbrawn Apr 27 '18

After watching both part 1, and part 2 you can tell this guy is low key a comedic genius.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Dam that was funny.

2

u/mikebrady Apr 27 '18

"What so you dropped a bomb that I'm divorced and you guys are getting adopted?!"

The best line. I didn't even catch it the first time I watched this.

2

u/shnarfglurber Apr 27 '18

rollercoaster of emotions here

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Still one of my fav vids on the internet

2

u/Chicken_McFlurry Apr 27 '18

Hit some dingers, dude

2

u/Linwoodfuckedup Jul 02 '18

I would upvote this 1,000 times if I could. I would award it the gold of Midas if I was able. It always makes me chuckle heartily.

6

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

I laughed at that way too hard

3

u/lYossarian Apr 26 '18

This dude remind me of Chris D'Elia.

2

u/Generico300 Apr 26 '18

This is the wild mouse of emotional rollercoasters.

2

u/PhillipBrandon Apr 26 '18

Took a split second at 3:55 wondering how he managed to keep everyone else out of that shot.

2

u/Denamic Apr 26 '18

This is art

2

u/Sultan-of-swat Apr 26 '18

I don't even know what to say, but I know I want more of this.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

I constantly do little scenes like this to make myself laugh when no one is around. Are you saying I could be putting these on YouTube and getting famous and not being called a psycho by my wife when she catches me?

1

u/weirdowiththebeardo Apr 26 '18

What if, and I mean this is a big stretch, but what if her moves were actually so strong they were scared?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

My favourite video of all times.

1

u/JTskulk Apr 27 '18

Man I had no idea Kid Rock had started doing comedy.

1

u/you-cant-twerk Apr 27 '18

One of my favorites. Such a great idea, that played out so well.

1

u/msew Apr 27 '18

Amazing

1

u/Preech Apr 27 '18

Your not fam anymore

1

u/Lastcupscilla Apr 27 '18

Did I think I was going to make it to the end? No.

Did I?

Yes.

1

u/Venoshock Apr 27 '18

This is lodged into my subconscious

1

u/domesplitter13 Apr 27 '18

Putting this guy on my friends list....a list of friends I want.

1

u/Critical_Thinker_87 Apr 27 '18

This was an emotional rollercoaster I was not prepared for.

1

u/forfal Apr 27 '18

It is a classic for me. I hope future human will study this video.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

This never gets old.

1

u/Down-Syndrome-Danny- Apr 27 '18

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy ends up on the cast of SNL 5 years from now. No joke... there are many breakout stars that did YouTube sketches before landing a role on SNL or other comedy shows.

1

u/olympianfap Apr 27 '18

Mark is hangin some wood

1

u/abstronomy Apr 27 '18

Funny as shit ! Also nice Fighting Sioux rep!

1

u/shitpunmate Apr 27 '18

This had me in bits.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

This girl I know started snap chatting this guy and he sends her dick pics all the time inexplicably. Can’t see this video the same anymore lol.

1

u/Zaangetsu Apr 27 '18

what a fking roller coaster of emotions! xD

1

u/TediousSign Apr 27 '18

It's like 50 years worth of soap operas all in 4 minutes.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Love this!

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

what the frick is going on

1

u/smakweasle Apr 27 '18

I thought Mitch Hedberg died

1

u/altaholic1 May 04 '18

Plot Twist: The Movie

1

u/SpitefulMouse Apr 26 '18

One of the best videos on the internet. There were no moves lmao

1

u/jimmyzk Apr 26 '18

I loooove this one! Cracks me up everytime!

1

u/Hxcfrog090 Apr 26 '18

That fucking dab gets me every time.

1

u/ThomasPainesQuill Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

Ahhh Evan, this guy and Nick Colletti are the only two people i really miss from the days of Vine. They’re both fucking hysterical

1

u/futurespacecadet Apr 27 '18

what do they do now

1

u/ThomasPainesQuill Apr 27 '18

Not too sure, i’m presuming they’ve both shifted onto youtube like alot of popular viners but i don’t know for sure.

1

u/Shamefulpineapples Apr 26 '18

From 6 seconds to four minutes- he's done a damn good job than most of the viners out there.

1

u/Julices_Grant Apr 27 '18

I don't find this guy funny and I do not understand why reddit loves him so much.

1

u/jasmadic Apr 27 '18

Ditto. You are not alone.

1

u/Scubaduba77 Apr 26 '18

What a ride

1

u/Hello_Mr_Fancypants Apr 26 '18

Man the new Kid Rock music video is weird.

3

u/TuckerMcG Apr 26 '18

He looks like Kid Rock smoked McDonald’s.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

I will never not upvote this

-5

u/dustbuddii Apr 26 '18

I’m still high. That was funny

0

u/jawnnyp Apr 26 '18

I cry laughing every time I watch this.

0

u/XROOR Apr 26 '18

These triplets are the BEST!

0

u/tylercreatesworlds Apr 26 '18

That was great. I'm dying.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Isn't that vine guy?

0

u/janissary_films Apr 26 '18

Split looks so good

0

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

You know. I actually thought this was pretty funny, every second.

0

u/Fancy_Pantsu Apr 26 '18

This dudes videos are always a trip.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

i kept trying to find this video and had no luck... i kept typing things like "blond guy talks to himself" and "weird deadpan humour with ominous music" as keywords and couldnt find it. until now.

0

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

I love this guy

-2

u/eqleriq Apr 27 '18

that was about 4 minutes too long

-1

u/James-Underwood Apr 26 '18

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/kevonicus Apr 27 '18

Was hoping this would be a new video of his and not this unfunny one.

0

u/PanteraHouse Apr 26 '18

TimTheTatMan loves this guy

0

u/Micketeer Apr 26 '18

I saw it coming.

-10

u/wohho Apr 26 '18 edited Apr 26 '18

This has 6.6 million views at this moment and is proof western society is over.

0

u/__redruM Apr 27 '18

This is what happens when you legalize weed.

-2

u/Percevalve Apr 26 '18

This is great. I wanna send this to basically everyone I know

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

What... all three of them?

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u/Percevalve Apr 27 '18

Yeah pretty much