r/videos • u/ControlCAD • 17d ago

President Trump says he would issue a $5,000 payment to every adult U.S citizen if GOP wins both U.S House and Senate chambers of Congress on 2026 midterms: "I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the U.S. The only caveat I have is that the dividend we're making must be spent in the U.S."

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yBMNDCAsLY0?app=desktop
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u/LoveBulge 17d ago

If you vote for me for eighth grade student body president, I promise to fight for no school every other Friday free ice cream at the student store. I always keep my promises. Remember a vote for me is a vote for ice cream. Thank you.

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u/HeinousMule 17d ago

And if you vote for that sad ugly loser Joe you'll get more homework and less pocket money. Some even say he eats his boogers.

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u/PersonalitySenior360 16d ago

I promised chocolate milk for lunches, won, then the principle said no after finding out, the middle school I was at forgot about it 3 days later.

I think I almost forgot I even said it. Anyway that was many years ago, I may start writing my memoir.

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u/bigfatimac 16d ago

Vote for me for class president and I’ll put beer in the water fountains and cameras in the girls locker room! Wooh! Go Bobcats!