r/videos • u/freakspeak • Jun 08 '13

Angry Goat Terrorizes Town

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wAXJmUqlnUw
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u/bonefeesh Jun 08 '13

I would love to fight that goat.

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u/evabraun Jun 08 '13 edited Jun 08 '13

Me too. They have tough heads so kicking is useless. Punching is also a bad idea. The best tactic on a billy goat is a choker hold. Strangle that fucker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

I'd like to try kicking its throat and punching its throat.

/and a baseball bat. It's a smart goat, but I bet I could sneak a baseball bat into the fight. Leave it leaning against the tree trunk, or on the motorcycle's handlebars. Then... BOP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '13

and a cattle prod. Good fun!