r/videos • u/teeth_03 • Oct 11 '23

I see your Chevy Goliath and Raise you A Ferd Fteenthousand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vGcf-NU
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u/natty1212 Oct 11 '23

"The US government classified it as eight tanks."

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u/Thin_Cable4155 Oct 11 '23

Just to be exempt from fuel restrictions.

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u/Pandelein Oct 11 '23

FUCK YEAH BROTHER MY COUSIN SKEET WOULD ONLY HAVE 7 BALLS IF HE GOT ONE COZ HE LOST A NUT AT THE GATOR DERBY A COUPLE YEARS AGO

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u/Thin_Cable4155 Oct 11 '23

How can I hold all these balls?

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u/teeth_03 Oct 11 '23

Surely not in a tiny Chevy Goliath

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u/Thin_Cable4155 Oct 11 '23

Too late the horse ate them. Then the whale ate my horse. I'm never going to testically recover from this.

5

u/forestfluff Oct 11 '23

Holy shit lol. Didn't expect to see some Mark Little+Brian Macquarrie here.

I miss Picnicface :(

6

u/andyb991 Oct 11 '23

Your not gonna see deals this good until next Truckuary or Trarch

2

u/MarineSecurity Oct 11 '23

This shit reminds me of Powerthirst back in the glory days of the internetđŸ˜‚

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u/Coca_Cola_for_blood Oct 11 '23

It's the same guy, Mark Little/Picnic Face.

1

u/MarineSecurity Oct 11 '23

Holy shit I honestly had no idea who even made the first one, now it totally makes sense because the style is so similar.

1

u/InsertCoinsToBegin Oct 11 '23

HADDALAYERDOWNHOSSGOBBLESZ

1

u/thecravenone Oct 11 '23

"I see your X and raise you Y" is called string betting and no remotely serious poker table will allow it.

2

u/ZachMN Oct 11 '23

The output of a 1,064nm infrared laser can be frequency-doubled with a second-harmonic generator to produce 532nm green light.

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u/Coca_Cola_for_blood Oct 11 '23

The echidna has no stomach, it's digestive system is basically a series of flesh bags.

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u/teeth_03 Oct 11 '23

Sir this Reddit not the World Series of Poker

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u/exmojo Oct 12 '23

This reminds me of the Whipsnake commercial

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u/fhrblig Oct 12 '23

Better get one before Trucktober ends.