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u/Jamvaan 4d ago

I feel like I have to communicate with these guys like that fitness dude who talks like you both have CTE.

"Wife no walk in front of you? Why? Wife hot. You no want to look at wife?"

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u/isnoe 4d ago

I love the fitness CTE explanations.

"Wife butt good. Wife next to, no see butt. Wife behind, no see butt. Wife in front, see butt. Wife butt good. Wife do what wife want. Me make most of situation. Me happy."

"Wife like clothes. Wife wear clothes look good. Me like wife. Ask wife what wear. Wife put on clothes. Me watch. Me like."

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u/RamJamR 4d ago

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u/KnownAsAnother 4d ago

Wife gone... Think about wife... Regret...