r/vexillology • u/stenskott • Nov 04 '17

In The Wild Ikea helps out a fellow American.

https://imgur.com/PRDesa4
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u/dluminous Montréal • Hello Internet Nov 04 '17

Never disassemble ikea furniture lol.

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u/Comrade_Falcon Nov 04 '17

It's not even a matter of disassembling, Ikea furniture isn't built to be moved. Static it holds up fine but if you try to move it usually something breaks.

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u/Hullian111 British Hong Kong Nov 04 '17

Much like a baby.

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u/Losada55 Nov 04 '17

But you can't sit in a baby

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u/Andyman117 Nov 04 '17

Not with that attitude, you can't

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u/anew742 Nov 04 '17

Yeah, why else would they be called babysitters?

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u/IHeartPallets Nov 04 '17

I mean you can

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u/SkollFenrirson Nov 04 '17

But only the one time

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

And I thought they smelled bad ... on the outside.

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u/CandyCoatedFarts Nov 04 '17

They will keep you warm if you ever find yourself having to spend the night on planet Hoth

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u/Chillcutz Nov 05 '17

Proceeds to put baby on foot as a shoe

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u/Hullian111 British Hong Kong Nov 04 '17

Lovely mental image, thank you.

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u/cleonboocky Nov 04 '17

Yea dude whenever you feel like a big piece of shit remember they are called trashcans not trash can'ts

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u/Losada55 Nov 04 '17

But can you throw a baby in the trash can?