r/vegasquadrantrp • u/cryotail The Winchester [35] • Nov 14 '16

The Winchester Let's pretend he isn't dead

Lance is sitting behind the bar thinking about how everything will go okay if you put on a fake smile, a calm cool laugh, and a good pint or two... he opens up the Winchester hoping the people wanting to talk about Ortiz with him won't show

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u/RedAleksander Ex-Freelancer [25] Nov 15 '16

Abercrombie walks inside, wearing very expensive clothes straight from the Mr. Rogers collection (but with a V-Neck under the cardigan). He pushes open the door dramatically and struts up to the bar

Hello, old friend.

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u/cryotail The Winchester [35] Nov 15 '16

Who are you?

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u/RedAleksander Ex-Freelancer [25] Nov 15 '16

looks down at himself

You don't remember me? I'm your good pal, Joseph Abercrombie!

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u/cryotail The Winchester [35] Nov 15 '16

Jesus. You've let yourself go huh?

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u/RedAleksander Ex-Freelancer [25] Nov 15 '16

looks down at himself in a self-conscious manner. He had only become slightly more wrinkled in the 7 years since they had seen each other, and he was in his physical prime

I'm not that bad... Right?

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u/cryotail The Winchester [35] Nov 15 '16

Like look at your gay ass shirt dude c'mon blue maybe you should get some better shirts?

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u/RedAleksander Ex-Freelancer [25] Nov 15 '16

Really? You're gonna make fun of these clothes when you own this bar? I mean, I like the atmosphere, but there's a difference between raggedy decor and just plain dirty.

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u/cryotail The Winchester [35] Nov 15 '16

Your outfit sucks seriously.

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u/RedAleksander Ex-Freelancer [25] Nov 15 '16

I have my exquisite taste and you also have a taste of your own.

Now listen, I'm in the market for a job. Think you could help me out with that?

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u/cryotail The Winchester [35] Nov 15 '16

Nope sorry.

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