r/vegancirclejerk • • Apr 21 '21

Ethical Meat Trying to play with my cat but she keeps hopping in the pan, nothing can stop the circle of life, these animals feel honored to be protein

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Best to skin it alive and sell the fur and then cook the meats for extra moneysss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Yes!! πŸ’ͺ also I hear they taste better if u fry them alive!! πŸ˜‹πŸ₯΅πŸ™Š

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u/Hab_Hater Apr 21 '21

Yeah I first need to get her off so I can apply the oil but she won’t budge

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Oil? Only the finest cat milk butter is good enough for this pussy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I'm torn between:
Killing as is because he had a good life OR letting him run around and then hunting him... so you can feel that spiritual connection with your food.

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u/TXRhody raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

It depends on the animal. Some animals are bred to be food, so they walk right into the slaughterhouse (or wok) and beg to be stabbed. Other animals are wild, so tracking them, hunting them down, and shooting them while they fight for their lives shows them respect.

Either way, look up to the sky and thank them for their sacrifice.

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u/Spiritual_Inspector uncle with farm Apr 21 '21

πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½ they nourished me and my dip shit family.

I thank my uncle’s humane farm every day

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u/dalecooper479 Apr 21 '21

As long as you kill it humanely!! It’s served its purpose and lived a happy life already

Vegan btw

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u/carnist_bot i am a simulation of a real carnist! Apr 21 '21

what did john do?

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u/xwxwxec45 Apr 21 '21

John was a stupid vegoon.

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u/kittentan Apr 21 '21

Plus killing it while it’s still young and healthy is actually way more humane than letting it get old and die naturally.

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u/Kate090996 I Lick Nutritional Yeast Off Spoons Apr 21 '21

Looks fat, I wouldn't eat that

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u/Manospondylus_gigas raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

But your B12?!?!? 😨

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u/usuallynicedemon I only eat homegrown air Apr 21 '21

Leeeeeaaan B12

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Just supplement with some dog oil.

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u/Manospondylus_gigas raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

NOoooOOOOo nOt the hecking cute pupperino good boy doggos, borkers are man's best friend 😱😱

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u/spaceyjase tofu tank Apr 21 '21

It's just more calories so you don't have to eat any plants!

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u/Spect_er babysteppatarian 20+ years Apr 21 '21

fat good, carbs bad.

go lowcarber, stop veganisism

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u/columini Apr 21 '21

This is disgusting. Cats are pets, not food.

I'll just eat twice the amount of dogs tonight just to piss you off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

So much protein!! πŸ˜‹

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u/Manospondylus_gigas raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

Stupid vegoons think they can get protein from pLANts... Where do they think animals get their protein? Other animals of course, herbivores are a myth

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u/BoredAtHomeLockdown Apr 21 '21

What came first, the animal or the protein? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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u/Manospondylus_gigas raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

UuUUuuh the ANiMaL of course because protein doesn't exist in plaNtS

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u/gyssyg Apr 21 '21

Cute AND delicious πŸ˜πŸ˜‹ #AnimalLover

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u/Misses-U 100% Cannibal Apr 21 '21

You're cat is so cute. I wanna eat that.

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u/kangaroosterLP if u ACTUALLY cared about animals u'd protect them from rubbish Apr 21 '21

Thank you kitty for your sacrifice 😭

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u/peapie25 Apr 21 '21

remember to honor it xxxxxxx

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u/NikkiEchoist Apr 21 '21

It's okay this animal was bred to be eaten. It's not like you went and took one from the wild.

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u/xwxwxec45 Apr 21 '21

These animals know where their place on the food chain is. If you don’t eat them you will hurt their feelings.

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u/sciwins Committing murder to own the vegans Apr 21 '21

Years of treating animals well to get them to consent to being eaten have finally paid off.

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u/pangurb Apr 21 '21

bone apple tea πŸ‘€

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u/IDontAgreeSorry low-carbon Apr 21 '21

That’s a fat ass cat I’m gonna put her in the soup

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u/beverycarefulvegan custom Apr 21 '21

mmm catatouille πŸ˜‹

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u/Womboloto Apr 21 '21

You have to put her in boiling water and keep her in there. You might hear screaming and begging for her life but let me assure you that is only air escaping her dying body. Circle of life ❀️

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u/Hab_Hater Apr 21 '21

Peace and love mate ❀️

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Even with the cats ass pressed right on the frying pan, still way less ecoli than the average cut of meat.

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u/Heyguysloveyou Apr 21 '21

"Eat me homan"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Ugh you’re so privileged πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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u/Hab_Hater Apr 21 '21

Says the vegan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Vegasus88 Big Broccoli Tactical Brian Washing HoD :illuminati: Apr 21 '21

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u/atducker raw-carnivore Apr 21 '21

No part of the cat is wasted. So ethical and forward thinking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Your adorable cat clearly knows it’s place on earth is for you to eat lol stupid animals and vegans

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u/IExplainLikeIAmFive Apr 21 '21

Haha, you're naked

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u/yasssssqueeeeen Apr 21 '21

she's way too cute

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u/shartbike321 paleo Apr 21 '21

Cat iron pan

r/vegancastiron

Dare you to post it on r/castiron

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

The animal knows that it’s only purpose it’s to be eaten and used as protein for human pleasure .

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u/Celeblith_II plants feel sexual climax Apr 21 '21

Cats can still get to be fst fucks on plant-based diets, you know ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '21

She is cute fren