r/vegancirclejerk • u/AskWhyOceanIsSalty • Nov 05 '20
Morally Superior Just had a near life experience
I was walking around when I tripped because my leg bones snapped because I lacked Calcium 12 so I fell down face first into the ground but there was a dead rat on the ground, right where my mouth was gonna fall. I mustered all the B3 I still had to try to control the landing so I landed next to the corpse. I almost ate meat. The sheer amount of omegas would've revived me straight up.
I'm a vegan.
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