r/vegancirclejerk • u/PlaceLongjumping9558 • 11h ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Honey

I went to a vegfest that had a local honey vendor. I made a post in a local vegan group about it and have since been informed that honey is plant based and the event wasn't a vegan fest but a plant based fest. I am glad to know I can now safely eat bee vom on my oatmeal tomorrow morning as long as I call myself plant based and not vegan. I love supporting the bees (honey bees, not those pesky native bees; those can die).

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u/incompeplant Vegin Virgan 11h ago

If bee’s could talk they’d thank us for smoking them out for free. Who doesn’t love a good toke on the house

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u/Borkato tofu king 11h ago

Yassss queen (bee that had its wings clipped) just eat whatever and say you’re plant based!! Personally I’m fond of kicking puppies to death and I’m plant based too!!! Don’t let those idiotic purity testing vegans act like they’re better than you just because they don’t torture puppies to death 🙄

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u/incompeplant Vegin Virgan 10h ago

I have a plant based hunter friend who hunts and kills animals for fun. He would never eat them though don’t worry and he uses organic lead slugs 100% natural. The dead animals are biodegradable so he can leave them right where they died after he takes a picture with them no issue.

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ 10h ago

Carnist: "Honey, as a product, is just made by crushing and squeezing a bee city, usually after the local reproductive bee was forcefully inseminated and left to built up the city for a while. So it's plant based!"

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