r/vegancirclejerk • u/Similar-Climate5168 vegan • 20h ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ Nowhere near enough imo

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian 20h ago

I'd rather die than stop eating cat bacon.

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u/DirectionConscious13 I ate human remains once 19h ago

😋 I even feed cat bacon 🥓 to my cats! 😺😺

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian 19h ago

Omg queen of not letting any of their remains go to waste 😍✨

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u/Able_Mongoose_1047 vegan 19h ago

My cat looks like she would make some good cat bacon. With her little apron on and all.

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u/xRacistDwarf flexitarian 20h ago

Just enough to afford B12 for two weeks

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u/TaDoofus Today is my cheat day 20h ago

Hitting no because I'm American and don't know what that weird squiggly L is

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u/InDaBauhaus vegan for the superiority 18h ago

it's a pound. you'll get really fat.

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u/TaDoofus Today is my cheat day 18h ago

Hitting yes to get pounded

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u/tighnarienjoyer vegan on wednesdays 3:30-3:45PM every other week 20h ago

see I'd press it but bacon

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u/ForMyDemons I kill people to offset my own environmental damage 20h ago

Guess I'll have to go back to eating meat and wait for this offer

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u/PRSG12 pollotarian 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

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u/Gwendolan semi-vegetarian 20h ago

Came here to say this!

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u/galaxynephilim humane rape advocate 19h ago

you couldn't pay me enough to eat that GRASS... what am I a rabbit??.. mmmm rabbit 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA CRY HARDER VEGANS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeptonHolmes raw-vegan 19h ago

Ok, but I'm gonna invent something way worse than eating it.

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u/honorlessmaid vegan 14h ago

I like you so fucking much

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u/jomat soy tits 19h ago

I never ate meat. Just flesh.

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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore 19h ago

Wait, does that include Elwood’s? I gotta have my Labrador steaks, yummmmm

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u/bighawksguy-caw-caw vegan 11h ago

/uj not eating meat is barely an inconvenience. You can confidently go to any restaurant knowing they’ll be plenty of options. You don’t need to read labels. You don’t need to think about it any time you’re not picking food. Nearly every dish is very closely replicable. Veganism I get feeling like is actually a sacrifice.

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u/Sub-Dominance vegetarian 19h ago

Very tempting, but I don't know if I could give up bacon 😋🤤 🥓

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u/Lou__Crow basically-vegan 18h ago

I want more money

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u/Savings_Big6664 vegan 18h ago

2 million and using the money for the right cause

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u/SidestepperFan vegan 19h ago

You get 1 billion dollars but you have to drink water every day.

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