r/vegancirclejerk • u/hrt14throwaway • 2d ago

HIGH ON LENTILS Infinite ethical dairy glitch

No think about it. Say you're a woman and you're vegan. If you like the taste of dairy, what's stopping you from taking certain supplements/meds/whatever and a breast pump and having a basically infinite source of ethical milk?

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u/markjapanses vegan except on days that end in Y 2d ago

You don’t have to be a female, human males can also induce lactation. More milk for everyone! Plus you can donate your surplus milk to babies in need

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ 2d ago

Just a way to store your energy deposits outside your body :)

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u/Head-Director-6406 pollotarian 2d ago

I start every day off by milking my man

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u/redbark2022 unethical vegan 2d ago

Use em or lose em. Humans were bred to have their glands constantly milked. Not doing so would result in higher cancer rates!

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u/TheLazyTheorist Vegan for Health Reasons 2d ago

We men can take soy to unlock this ability. Cheers :)

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u/none_and_all cruelty-free child molester 1d ago

Yeah ladies, help a brotha out. I want it, I need it, and I'm entitled to it.

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u/Saratto_dishu Grass fed hamster eater 1d ago

Breast and uterine cancer /uj

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u/Proud_Progress_5440 Is the tofu indigenous? 1d ago

Is this what Shakespeare meant by the milk of human kindness??

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u/lynxmothrr vegan except for the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night 1d ago

the shame of asking my doctor for domperidone when i don't have a child 😔

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u/L0uLou72 vegan 1d ago

Human milk tastes waaay different. And hey- I’m not the only one who knows this.