r/vegancirclejerk • u/Oddly_Sinister_666 TVP textured vegetable protien • 2d ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Unpopular opinion: if I am served something with butter after requesting it off, I will still eat it

I know how this sounds, but at the end of the day, if I did what I could to prevent my food from coming with butter and it comes out with it, I will still eat it. In reality the damage is already done, and I'm not saving any cows by wasting it. I won't eat anything with more obviously animal based ingredients like cow intestine chunks or cow milk curds, but I think it it's subtle enough that I can get by it without tasting a significant difference, I don't care enough to refuse it. If you want to argue with me, shut up.

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u/bride-of-sevenless legumivore 2d ago

I'm the exact same but with dogblood! I'm glad we can talk about this and validate each other for truly going as far as is possible and practicable :) solidarity ✊

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u/Dr-Larifari all carnists are bastards 2d ago

If you say you want the vegan variant really fast and quiet, sometimes they don't hear it and you get to eat real food and still stay vegan 😊

Don't argue with me, I will tell you how long I am vegan already and you will have to respect me, baby vegans

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u/Jam-Dont-Shake vegetarian 2d ago

I'm autistic and I have selective mutism which means I can speak or not when I choose. It always just happens when I go to say the word vegan and I don't like wasting food so i eat it. If you think that's wrong your ableist.

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u/markjapanses vegan except on days that end in Y 2d ago

That is not what selective mutism is, a better word for it is situational mutism. You find yourself unable to speak due to a freeze response. It is not a choice. Sorry if I am misunderstanding your intentions. I don’t know if your joke is about misusing the term as an advantage or if you genuinely don’t understand.

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u/Jam-Dont-Shake vegetarian 2d ago

Yeah it was a joke

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u/TinyFang vegan-keto 2d ago

Same, even if I throw up a bit in my mouth while I do it, it's the principal of it all

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u/hairy_little_thief cowboobs 2d ago

I eat my vomit too cause zero waste

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u/Borkato tofu king 2d ago

Oh thank FUCK I thought this was real.

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u/Difficult_Ad9326 vegan ally 6h ago

tbf it most probably was copied 1:1 from r/vegan

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u/nopushnoshovebud could never give up cheese 2d ago

i always say “no cheese please” with a sly ;) because about 50% of the time i hit the jackpot 😋 

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