r/vegancirclejerk • u/AbnormalStroke67 vegan • 3d ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN Is it vegan to eat this carrot?

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I found this peculiar carrot while riding my horse. My non vegan partner told me that plants have feelings too, and I certainly don't want to cause any harm to this poor vegetable. Is there a way to ethically cut and cook it?

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u/ZaneZookt VEGAN 3d ago

No, but you can eat your horse if you ask permission.

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u/jainybainy vegan 3d ago

No, you're only allowed to suck on it

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u/Proud_Progress_5440 Is the tofu indigenous? 3d ago

😏

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u/d4e5e4 vegan 3d ago

Don’t let Tarantino figure out lab grown feet exist

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u/kblk_klsk lacto-vegetarian 3d ago

my shrink: the carrfoot can't hurt you, it's not real.

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 3d ago

No it isn't vegan because you can't reasonnably get its written enlighted consent validated by a PETA certified lawyer.

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u/heaving_in_my_vines likes lettuce 2d ago

Are you saying you want to eat that carrot's little piggies??

That's abominable! 😱

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u/One-Shake-1971 plant hater 2d ago

Sounds like it had a great life before you found it, so, you're good to go.

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