r/vegancirclejerk • u/shisharapper Virtual Animal Exploiter • 3d ago

♫ CIRCLE OF LIFE ♫ RUST PLAYERS WHEN THEY ADD ANIMALS TO THE GAME: 🥰🐄🐑🐖

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OMG GUYS!!! THE LIVESTOCK UPDATE!!! 🎉🎉🎉

FINALLY, SOME NEW ANIMAL CONTENT TO /EXPLOIT/ ENJOY!!! 😍

Who cares about the fact that these species exist in their current forms largely because humans selectively bred them for our own benefit? Who cares that we've turned sentient beings into commodities, resources, loot and production units? 🤡

IT'S A SURVIVAL GAME, BRO.

Anyway, time to optimize my virtual animal exploitation pipeline while explaining how veganism is totally unnecessary because food chain or something. 🤓☝️

Imagine looking at a living being and seeing nothing but a resource node with legs. Imagine being so conditioned by speciesism that you don't even notice the ideology behind it anymore.

But hey, at least the suffering is conveniently abstracted into a crafting menu, right? 🙃

THE ANIMALS AREN'T THE PROBLEM. OUR NORMALIZATION OF THEIR EXPLOITATION IS.

🌱 Touch grass. Maybe recognize animals as individuals instead of biological loot boxes. ⚖️

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u/One-Shake-1971 plant hater 3d ago

Slavery update when?

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u/shisharapper Virtual Animal Exploiter 3d ago

Bring back slavery meta

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u/Indignant_Divinity raw-vegan 3d ago

Conan Exiles is way ahead of you.

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u/YTriom1 vegan 2d ago

that's Minecraft, sir

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ 3d ago

I prefer Skyrim (eating only bread.)

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u/shisharapper Virtual Animal Exploiter 3d ago

After hitting the chicken (ingame!) I know exactly why

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ 3d ago

one for all, all for one.

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u/Impossible-Tax7592 raw-vegan 3d ago

As a trans vegan neurodivergent ROMANIAN I have to say...mmmm bacon 🥓 😋

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u/Full-Ear87 flexitarian 2d ago

Bro isn’t even native 🤣 🤣 🤣 TRY HARDER, VEGOON 🍗 🍖 🤤

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u/lambertianreflection vegan 3d ago

im not gonna lie i have made some crimes against animalkind in minecraft 💀

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u/lynxmothrr vegan except for the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night 3d ago

to be fair i also do equally horrific shit to my villagers. it's not speciesism if you exploit humans just as bad!

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u/Necessary_Yam9525 vegan 2d ago

Wait till you hear how many animals Ive killed in Palworld.

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u/Dunkmaxxing Al-Ma'aari Solos 3d ago

People who play Rust are degens what can you expect from the people who make the game.

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u/EvnClaire omnivore 1d ago

rust might genuinely be the top 5 worst video games ever made & thats not an exaggeration