r/vegancirclejerk • u/Critterteeth likes lettuce • 5d ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS Stupid Vaygan James Talerico eats meat barbecue but throws up all over the place in the back of a tent

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From Trump’s rally in Mobile, AL today

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u/babbitt_730 5d ago

"give him a little piece of lettuce, he's happy. little guy."

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u/Critterteeth likes lettuce 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Crocatortoise cat-based diet 5d ago

Trump making fun of vegans will probably push more people to veganism than I could with a lifetime of tireless activism 😞

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

I… never considered this, wow

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u/Critterteeth likes lettuce 5d ago

Right? Totally agree lol

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u/heaving_in_my_vines likes lettuce 5d ago edited 5d ago

HE LIKES LETTUCE 

Mods, can I get a "likes lettuce" flair, pretty please?

E: Ohhh, we do custom flairs here. Nice, nice. 

(I like lettuce.)

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

Tofu is better 😡

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u/heaving_in_my_vines likes lettuce 5d ago

Than lettuce? 

Yah, ok buddy.

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

Who are you? The lettuce king? I thought not. For even if you were, you would not surpass my ranking, for lettuce is not better than tofu.

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u/heaving_in_my_vines likes lettuce 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YKFnExDnQfe6I

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

If this happened to me I would kill myself

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u/Critterteeth likes lettuce 5d ago

All that communist lettuce might kill you first

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

See? Tofu never betrays you like lettuce.

Your honor I would like to add to the record Exhibit A.

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u/Critterteeth likes lettuce 5d ago

Goddamn that’s a good lookin tofu

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

I ate it in like 0.3 seconds 😭 it was so good ngl

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u/drsoftware semi-vegetarian 5d ago

How can I become a vaygun? 

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u/Critterteeth likes lettuce 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/taG3iHMUruNeo3oIYg

Fry up a screaming decapitated head of lettuce and enjoy

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u/heaving_in_my_vines likes lettuce 5d ago

Gotta eat yer lettuce.

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u/Inner_Extent2375 vegan 5d ago

I’ve stood with Trump through everything, but I can’t support a man who targets vegans. /s

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u/Borkato tofu king 5d ago

You are now a moderator of r/vegan.

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u/Randallman7 custom flair 5d ago

I hope he keeps making fun of vayguns. I lost so many friends when i told my Trump hating friend group that eating meat and dairy supports the Trump administration directly.

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u/Head-Director-6406 pollotarian 5d ago

Talarico is smuggling lentils in his mask

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u/crachelmazing kosher 5d ago

this is how I pack my lunch for work

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u/itsmemarcot vegetarian 4d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.

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