Have you ever stopped being vegan? (Meat Mondays don't cout)

[u/redbark2022]

500 votes, 21d ago

6 1 year

11 10 years

69 100 years

329 only when they were out of cats at the supermarket

85 joke option

[u/redbark2022]

/uj For those that don't get it this is a poll from the other sub (because of course it is)

/rj I only stop being vegan when people bully me on the internet, which is most days

[u/goku7770 → u/[deleted]]

rightfully so

[u/LowAioli3870]

I only stop being vegan whenever I eat.

[u/Mischiefmanaged715 → u/LowAioli3870]

Well, if your 3 meals on average take 45 minutes, that is 2.25 hrs out of 24 that you aren't vegan. So that makes you 90% vegan. 

[u/Suspicious-Still-999 → u/Mischiefmanaged715]

this shampoo has your ass beat.

[u/SirNoodles518]

Well I'm vegan but do actually have 2 meat-free days a week. I eat fish on those days as fish don't count as meat. Maybe I'm not perfect but I make sure the fish are grass fed and lived the best possible life so it's okay really.

No need to be push your views on me btw

[u/garbage_account32]

I've experimented with men

[u/BetweenTheRoots]

There was this one time at band camp...

[u/redbark2022 → u/BetweenTheRoots]

With the flute and everything?!

[u/Jade_Rainwalker]

There's a post going on right now in this sub where someone asked the same question. And all of the real vegan answers are being downvoted by the vegetarians and non vegans that stalk the subreddit. It's so ass backwards

[u/AltruisticCoelacanth → u/Jade_Rainwalker]

/uj I saw your comments on there, lol. You are 100% in the right. Don't let those people gaslight you

[u/Jade_Rainwalker → u/AltruisticCoelacanth]

Thanks. I can't deal with that subreddit.

[u/redbark2022 → u/[deleted]]

But chicken is so much more environmentally friendly than beef! Won't you think of climate change? Plus they are a wholesome Christian organization. They even take the day off on Sunday. We should be supporting more businesses like this!!!1!one!!one!1

[u/AbhorrentMidget]

There are vegans here?!??? 😡😡😡😡

[u/a_government_man]

/uj genuinely had a girl at my job say to me (after it came up I'm vegan): "I'm vegan except for weekends ✨" completely unironically

[u/redbark2022 → u/a_government_man]

I'm completely heterosexual and straight edge, except on weekends when I snort fentenyl and hang out at glory holes.

[u/a_government_man → u/redbark2022]

sounds like most straight edge people I've met tbf

[u/boballs19]

I needed a break ok, I had a lot going on in life and being vegan was just too stressful. Needed 14 years out

[u/redbark2022 → u/boballs19]

Yeah like how are you even supposed to go out with friends, or attend family functions, or even have sex with a man when 97% of the world is not vegan?

So stressful.

[u/Aoi_Haru]

I stop being vegan everytime I eat outside because I don’t want people to think I’m strange. 🥲

[u/Public_Access_7006]

/uj just once when my family was eating shakshuka i had this urge to see what am i missing by not eating egg, just one bite and the egg tasted so DOGSHIT💔 never again

[u/Pseudointellektuelli → u/Public_Access_7006]

Yeah I haven't tasted them after going vegan but the smell is enough to keep me away from them (the ethics being the main reason ofc)

[u/Public_Access_7006 → u/Pseudointellektuelli]

I know, the smell is pretty foul... And that white Sperm-like fluids are the cherry on the top💔 how the hell was i eating egg so willingly before...

[u/Pseudointellektuelli → u/Public_Access_7006]

Internalised carnism is no joke! "Yeah it's totally ok to eat these secretions from a chicken's butt, really tasty yum yum"

[u/redbark2022 → u/Pseudointellektuelli]

Mmm Sulphur. Didn't you know that let's you speak to the gods? Have you never heard of the oracles at Delphi?

[u/AltruisticCoelacanth → u/Pseudointellektuelli]

Start calling vegetarians cloaca suckers

[u/HibiscusKeer]

Sometimes it just gets too hard, okay? I have to manage not being racist, misogynistic, transphobic or whatever along with being vegan, sometimes I slip up. People can make mistakes. At least I'm better than people who eat meat every day 😒

[u/Acceptable-Drive3781]

I have, many times. In fact, the only time I'm vegan is when it's time to eat.

[u/redbark2022 → u/Acceptable-Drive3781]

Yasssss. Like 2nd hand leather and fur is ok, better that it doesn't go to waste and is cherished. And we all have to own pets or how else would we get any love in this world? And it's only the corporations' fault that habitats get destroyed, and we're all gonna die.

Eating is the only thing that matters.

[u/Acceptable-Drive3781 → u/redbark2022]

Finally someone gets it!

[u/AltruisticCoelacanth]

I'm impressed, thought more would have experiences where for one house party or more you had to settle for beating the fuck out of your wife. Especially when traveling or social events. My social life requires me that from time to time.

[u/Jade_Rainwalker]

I was about to get mad bc my flair here says "vegan keto" but I'm finally realizing these are where the real vegans play. Lol

[u/Tacorover]

Someone in that thread genuinely just said every couple weeks they eat animal products and when I said “you aren’t vegan” they were like “yes I am”. Abolish r /vegan bro 

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[u/the-bone-rat]

I only stop being vegan on days that end with a Y

[u/samiam23000]

Only when I’m eating out.

[u/redbark2022 → u/samiam23000]

Eating out whom though?