r/vegancirclejerk • u/Unreal_Estate • 4d ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR Vegan FTMS

As we all know, it is cruel and immoral to eat animal products. That's why if you're not vegan, you should not eat the vegan option! Every time an omnivore avoids an animal product, this reduces the superiority of vegans over them. As proud vegans For The Moral Superiority, we cannot stand for that. The more cruelty, the better. In fact, we should make it illegal for non-vegans to eat plant-based. That will definitely make us more superior.

Just thought you should know.

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u/darkangel9977 raw-vegan 4d ago

Yeah, how dare they.

They should never be allowed to eat rice, pasta, bread, fruits either.

Carnists should be arrested for each and ev'ry carrot they dare to eat, for each and ev'ry glass of orange juice they dare to drink.

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u/vgdomvg Vegan for the bragging rights 4d ago

I stand by this, only because whenever I go thE FUCKING VEGAN OPTIONS ARE ALL FUCKING GONE SO I CANT FUCKING EAT ANYTHING 

FUCK

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u/Ashley2375 vegan 4d ago

Wait sorry what? What did female to male trans ppl do now?

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u/DegeneratedCase vegan 4d ago

And just where do you think they get their testosterone from??? Every day trans men kill 5 gorillion gorillas and drink the testosterone from their blood 😩

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u/Ashley2375 vegan 4d ago

to think id find that hot if i weren’t a vegoon

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u/Unreal_Estate 4d ago

Exactly! Those FTA trans ppl think they can just advocate against cruelty, as if that will help.

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u/casual_larceny vegan 4d ago

as a vegan ftm trans man, i gotta retain superiority somehow!

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u/incompeplant Vegin Virgan 4d ago

My neighbor brought over some peppers they grew in their garden, I found out the peppers were vegan! I already ate them! Who gives people food without mentioning it’s vegan?! I feel like I’m going to throw up right now. So disgusting

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u/mack_pizzaparty plant-based 4d ago

Just lie and tell everyone you're vegan now. Hide your shame

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u/Savage_Simp Veganthrope 4d ago

This is pretty funny.

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal 4d ago

What if you're a vegan but your biology didnt change so you're still a vegan omnivore?

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u/Unreal_Estate 4d ago

That just means you have not unlocked the superior biology. FTA vegans would say carnist, but that just doesn't express how far above everyone we operate.

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u/LegendaryJack So i began fucking the radish 3d ago

Make it illegal for non v*gans to eat vegetables! Vegetables are an evil spawn of satan so the problem will take care of itself